有關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
笑話一般比較短小,喜劇性很強(qiáng),能夠使人們?cè)诳贪宓纳钪懈械揭唤z快意和放松。本文是有關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
有關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話：汽車
Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?
父親：我曾向你許諾，如果你考試及格就給你買倆小汽車，可你卻未能做到。你上學(xué)期一直在干什么呀?
Son: I was learning to drive a car.
兒子：我在學(xué)開(kāi)汽車。
有關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話：Good News And Bad News
"There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.
"I could sure use some good news," sighed the client. "What's it?"
"Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement."
"And the bad news?"
"After the divorce, she's marrying your father."
好消息和壞消息
“有好消息，也有壞消息，”離婚律師告訴他的當(dāng)事人。
“我總能聽(tīng)到一些好消息吧，”當(dāng)事人嘆了口氣說(shuō)，“是什么好消息?”
“你妻子沒(méi)有要求將你未來(lái)的繼承財(cái)產(chǎn)也劃入裁決的范圍。”
“那么壞消息呢?”
“離婚以后，她將與你父親結(jié)婚。”
有關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話：First Flight第一次坐飛機(jī)
Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.
約翰遜先生從前未乘過(guò)飛機(jī)，他讀過(guò)許多關(guān)于飛行事故的報(bào)道。所以，有一天一位朋友邀請(qǐng)他乘自己的小飛機(jī)飛行時(shí)，約翰遜先生非常擔(dān)心，不敢接受。不過(guò)，由于朋友不斷保證說(shuō)飛行是很安全的，約翰遜先生終于被說(shuō)服了，登上了飛機(jī)。
His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport. Mr. Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing, so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes.
他的朋友啟動(dòng)引擎開(kāi)始在機(jī)場(chǎng)跑道上滑行。約翰遜先生聽(tīng)說(shuō)飛行中最危險(xiǎn)的是起飛與降落，所以他嚇得緊閉雙眼。
After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane, and said to his friend, "Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants, don't they?"
過(guò)了一兩分鐘，他睜開(kāi)雙眼朝窗外望去，接著對(duì)朋友說(shuō)道：“看下面那些人，他們看起來(lái)就象螞蟻一樣小，是不是?”
"Those are ants," answered his friend. "We're still on the ground." “那些就是螞蟻，”他的朋友答道，“我們還在地面上。”
有關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話：有多少人
An American stepped into a gun shop,"Give me the most powerful pistol."
"How many bullets do you need?"
The American walked to a telephone booth,"Hello. Is that the bank? How many people do you have,Please?"
一個(gè)美國(guó)人走進(jìn)槍支商店:"給我拿一支威力最大的手槍."
"您需要多少發(fā)子彈?"
那個(gè)美國(guó)人走到公用電話間旁打電話:"喂,銀行嗎?請(qǐng)問(wèn)你們有多少人?"
有關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話：座位
"Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."
"Yours?Can you prove it?"
"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."
"請(qǐng)?jiān)?你占了我的位置."
"你的位置?你能征明這點(diǎn)嗎?"
"能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."
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