關(guān)于英文笑話小短文閱讀
關(guān)于英文笑話小短文閱讀
近年來(lái),國(guó)際間的交流日益增多,英語(yǔ)作為一種交流工具的重要性也日益凸顯,英語(yǔ)學(xué)習(xí)便走進(jìn)了小學(xué)生的課堂，不少老師喜歡用英語(yǔ)笑話短文來(lái)作為教學(xué)的素材。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編分享關(guān)于英文笑話小短文，希望可以幫助大家!
關(guān)于英文笑話小短文：她寧愿買(mǎi)一件禮物
She's rather buy a gift
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."
Mom pondered that idea and then replied, "I'd rather buy you a gift."
關(guān)于英文笑話小短文：The lucky cat
"Father," said Jim, running into the drawing-room, "there's a big black cat in the dining-room."
"Never mind, Jimmy," said his father drowsily, "black cats are lucky."
"This one is, he's just had your dinner!"
關(guān)于英文笑話小短文：我也是So would I
A fat lady walked into the dress shop. "I'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told the clerk.
"So would I," said the tactless clerk.
關(guān)于英文笑話小短文：聰明的馬A smart horse
There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing, and his horse immediately galloped five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.
"That's a pretty smart horse," the farmer's friend later observed.
"Well, he's not really so smart," the farmer said. "The doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"
關(guān)于英文笑話小短文：最大的說(shuō)謊者
I'm the biggest liar
Stranger: Catch any fish?
Fisherman: Did I! I took forty out of this stream this morning.
Stranger: Know who I am? I'm the game warden.
Fisherman: Know who I am? I'm the biggest liar in the state.
看了“關(guān)于英文笑話小短文”的人還看了：