有關(guān)于英文笑話小故事大全
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有關(guān)于英文笑話小故事:你應(yīng)該上電視
You should be on TV
Boyfriend: How is my guitar skill?
Girlfriend: You should be on TV for your talent.
Boyfriend: Am I so good?
Girlfriend: If you were on TV, I can at least switch it off.
有關(guān)于英文笑話小故事:和父親同歲
How old is your dad
Teacher: How old is your dad?
Student: He is as old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Student: Because he became a dad only after I was born.
有關(guān)于英文笑話小故事:給我打輛出租車
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
有關(guān)于英文笑話小故事:只有斑點(diǎn)Just spots
Patient: I think I'm spending too long on the computer, I'm starting to get spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Have you seen an optician?
Patient: No, just spots.
有關(guān)于英文笑話小故事:沒電No electricity
Mike: Mum, I want to watch TV.
Mum: There is no electricity tonight.
Mike: Then let's watch TV with a candle on.
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