爆笑的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
笑話是幽默的語(yǔ)言表達(dá)。它是一種常見(jiàn)的幽默傳達(dá)方式。本文是爆笑的英語(yǔ)笑話，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
爆笑的英語(yǔ)笑話：A Girl's Name
When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late(已故的) father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine(男性的) .
Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I explained to Myles, Your name is very special. I named you after my own father because I loved him very much. I know he would be proud of you.
Myles thought carefully about this and then said, I know all that, Mom. But I don't understand why my grandfather had a girl's name.
女孩的名字
女兒出生時(shí)，我們給她取名叫邁爾斯，和我深愛(ài)的業(yè)已過(guò)世的父親同一個(gè)名字，不過(guò)家人提醒這個(gè)名字太男性化了。
幾年以后，我覺(jué)得邁爾斯已經(jīng)長(zhǎng)大，能夠懂事了。我對(duì)她解釋說(shuō)：你的名字很特別。我給你取了一個(gè)和我爸爸一樣的名字，因?yàn)槲曳浅?ài)他。我相信他會(huì)為你而深感自豪的。
邁爾斯很仔細(xì)地想了一下，然后說(shuō)道：這些我都懂，媽媽?？墒俏也恢劳夤珵槭裁磿?huì)有一個(gè)女孩子的名字。
爆笑的英語(yǔ)笑話：I Taught the Teacher 我教老師
Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?
Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.
母親問(wèn)她年幼的兒子：寶貝，今天老師教了你些什么?
兒子驕傲地說(shuō)：什么都沒(méi)教，媽媽。她反倒問(wèn)我一加二等于幾，我告訴她等于三。
爆笑的英語(yǔ)笑話：Girl's Name 女孩的名字
When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine(男性的) .
Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I explained to Myles, Your name is very special. I named you after my own father because I loved him very much. I know he would be proud of you.
Myles thought carefully about this and then said, I know all that, Mom. But I don't understand why my grandfather had a girl's name.
女兒出生時(shí)，我們給她取名叫邁爾斯，和我深愛(ài)的業(yè)已過(guò)世的父親同一個(gè)名字，不顧家人提醒這個(gè)名字太男性化了。
幾年以后，我覺(jué)得邁爾斯已經(jīng)長(zhǎng)大，能夠懂事了。我對(duì)她解釋說(shuō)：你的名字很特別。我給你取了一個(gè)和我爸爸一樣的名字，因?yàn)槲曳浅?ài)他。我相信他會(huì)為你而深感自豪的。
邁爾斯很仔細(xì)地想了一下，然后說(shuō)道：這些我都懂，媽媽?？墒俏也恢劳夤珵槭裁磿?huì)有一個(gè)女孩子的名字。
爆笑的英語(yǔ)笑話：Christmas Present
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do. The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gift or gifts he requests."
Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted for Christmas. "I want a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I wake-up. When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage."
Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walked down stairs and saw another pile under the tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog poop by the garage.
When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad smiled and asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?"
Johnny replied,"I think I got a dog but I can't find the son-of-a-bitch!"
爆笑的英語(yǔ)笑話：Getting Herpes
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.
He enters a whorehouse and approaches the madam.
"Madam, I would like to have a girl for the afternoon." says the little boy.
"Sonny, I think you're a little young for that." replies the madam.
The little boy places a 0 bill in the madam's hand.
"One lady coming up." says the madam.
"And I want her to have herpes," says the little boy.
"Why on earth would you want that?" asked the madam, "and anyway, I don't have any women like that. All my girls are clean."
The little boy pulls out another 0 bill and gives it to the madam.
"One dirty girl, coming up," she says.
The madam takes the little boy upstairs and leaves him in a room with a well endowed blonde. When he comes down a little bit later, she says, "Son, I can understand you wanting to get laid, but why on earth would you want to catch something like herpes?"
The little boy looks the madam straight in the eye and says, "It's like this lady... When I get home the babysitter's going to be there and I'm gonna ***** her and SHE'S going to get the herpes.
Then when my mom and dad come home, my dad's going to take the babysitter home and ***** her and HE'S going to get the herpes.
Then when my dad gets home, he's going to ***** my mom and SHE'S going to get the herpes.
Then about 10 o'clock tomorrow morning, the mailman's going to show up at my house and ***** my mom and HE'S THE ONE THAT KILLED MY ***** FROG!"
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