關(guān)于英語笑話短故事精選
英語笑話能反映出一個(gè)民族的價(jià)值系統(tǒng)及其對(duì)周圍世界肯定和否定的態(tài)度。本文是關(guān)于英語笑話短故事，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
關(guān)于英語笑話短故事：Bishop Creighton 克萊頓主教
Creighton was going along a West End square when he saw a little fellow trying to reach the knocker of a large house.
Can't you reach up so high? queried the Bishop kindly.
No, sir, said the small youngster.
Well, then, let me help you, and the Bishop mounted the three steps and gave a splendid rattat(砰砰聲) .
The little boy glanced hastily(匆忙地) at the gentleman of the cloth. Come on, he yelled, we must both run.
當(dāng)克萊頓主教沿著倫敦西區(qū)的一個(gè)廣場(chǎng)走著的時(shí)候，他 看見一個(gè)小家伙正試圖抓住一所大房子的門環(huán)。
你是不是夠不到這么高的地方呢?主教好意地問。
是的，先生。那小孩說。
那好，讓我來幫你。主教登上那三級(jí)臺(tái)階，在門上重重扣了幾下。
那個(gè)小男孩急忙給教士遞上一個(gè)眼色。快跑，他喊著：我們倆都得跑。
關(guān)于英語笑話短故事：Who was the first man?
誰是第一個(gè)男人
A teacher said to her class:
Who was the first man?
George Washington, a little boy shouted promptly.
How do you make out that George Washington was the first man? asked the teacher, smiling indulgently.
Because, said the little boy, he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen.
But at this point a larger boy held up his hand.
Well, said the teacher to him, who do you think was the first man?
I don't know what his name was, said the larger boy, but I know it wasn't George Washington, ma'am, because the history book says George Washington married a widow, so, of course, there must have been a man ahead of him.
有個(gè)老師問班上的學(xué)生：
誰是第一個(gè)男人?
喬治·華盛頓，一個(gè)小男孩當(dāng)即叫道。
你怎么知道喬治·華盛頓是第一個(gè)男人呢?老師問道，寬容地微笑著。
小男孩說：因?yàn)樗菓?zhàn)時(shí)第一，和時(shí)第一，國人心中第一。
這時(shí)一個(gè)大點(diǎn)兒的男孩舉起手來。
那么，老師對(duì)他說，你認(rèn)為誰是第一個(gè)男人呢?
我不知道他的名字，大點(diǎn)兒的男孩說，但我知道不是喬治·華盛頓，老師。因?yàn)闅v史書上說，喬治·華盛頓娶了一個(gè)寡婦，所以在他前面肯定還有一個(gè)男人。
關(guān)于英語笑話短故事：Father's Advice
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says.
"That's cool" says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do.
Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.
Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby so he asks Carrie's dad to repeat it.
"Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"
Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good.
A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, "DAMMIT DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"
關(guān)于英語笑話短故事：Tell a lie
Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?"
Victor: "I want that one of the greatest."
Mom: "Victor, you should be polite, to have that little one."
Victor: "Mom, I must lie to be polite?"
媽媽：“你要哪一只香蕉，維克多?”
維克多：“我要那只最大的。”
媽媽：“維克多，你應(yīng)該懂禮貌，要那只小的。”
維克多：“媽媽，難道懂禮貌就必須說謊嗎?”
關(guān)于英語笑話短故事：I hope your bread gets better
我希望您的面包病好了
I was making rolls and, needing a warm place for the dough to rise, put the bowl in a heating pad. Then I left the house on an errand(使命，差事) . When I came back, I found this note from my son: "Dear Mom, I hope your bread gets better."
我在做面包，需要把面團(tuán)放在一個(gè)暖和點(diǎn)的地方使它發(fā)起來。我把面盆放在電熱褥里，后來就出去干別的活去了。等我回家時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)兒子留下一張紙條，上面寫著：“親愛的媽媽，我希望您的面包已經(jīng)病好了。”
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