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有關(guān)于易懂的英語笑話：Naive reasoning 天真的推理
A man was telling a story to his son, a four-year-old boy. The boy noticed a lock of gray hair on his father's head and asked: "Why are some of your gray, papa?"
"Papa will get a gray hair every time his little boy is naughty," said his father, thinking to take the advantage of this opportunity to give him a moral lesson.
The boy thought for a moment, and then naively said: "Oh, I see why my grandpapa has a lot of gray hair on his head. I think he must have had very naughty boys."
有個(gè)人給他的兒子，一個(gè)4歲的男孩講故事。小男孩注意到他父親的頭上有一縷白發(fā)，就問道：“爸爸，你的頭發(fā)怎么是白的?”
他的父親想趁機(jī)給他上一堂教育課，就回答說：“爸爸的小男孩每頑皮一次，爸爸頭上就會(huì)長出一根白頭發(fā)。”
小男孩沉思了一下，就天真地說：“哦，我知道爺爺為什么有那么多白頭發(fā)了。我想他的兒子們一定也非常頑皮。”
有關(guān)于易懂的英語笑話：It Hurts
Jack's mother ran into the bedroom when she heard him scream and found his two-year old sister pulling his hair. She gently released the little girl's grip and said comfortingly to Jack, "There, there. She didn't mean it. She doesn't know that hurts."
She was barely out of the room when the little girl screamed. Rushing back in, she asked, "What happened?"
"She knows now," Jack replied.
有關(guān)于易懂的英語笑話：Dirty Magazines
One day mom was cleaning juniors room and in the closet she found a bondage S+M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her.
She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him.
He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word.
She finally asked him, "Well what should we do about this?"
Dad looked at her and said, "Well, I don't think you should spank him."
有關(guān)于易懂的英語笑話：School collection
A history joke
What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?
Speaking Latin!
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?
Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?
A history joke
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him!
A history joke
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Sir Circumference!
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!
有關(guān)于易懂的英語笑話：A witch joke
What's yellow and very poisonous?
Witch infested custard!
A witch joke
Why did the witch buy two tickets to the zoo?
One to get in and one to get out!
A witch joke
What do you call a wich made of cotton and has lots of holes in her?
A string hag!
A witch joke
What happened to the naughtly little witch at school?
She was ex-spelled!
A witch joke
What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?
Run!
A witch joke
Where do witches keep their purses?
In hag bags!
A witch joke
What is the favorite subject of young witches at school?
Spelling!
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