幽默英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯閱讀
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幽默英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：上帝的一秒鐘與一百萬(wàn)
A man goes to church and starts talking to God.
He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny".
Then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second".
Then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子進(jìn)入教堂和上帝對(duì)話。
他問(wèn)：“主啊, 一百萬(wàn)美元對(duì)你意味著多少?”上帝回答：“一便士。”
男子又問(wèn)：“那一百萬(wàn)年呢?”上帝說(shuō)：“一秒鐘。”
最后男子請(qǐng)求道:“上帝，我能得到一便士嗎?”上帝回答:“過(guò)一秒鐘。”
幽默英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：Looking for a companion
A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: "I want a companion who is smalland cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. "
Back came the answer: "Marry a penguin. "
尋找伴侶
一個(gè)單身漢要電腦為他找個(gè)完美的伴侶：“我要找一個(gè)嬌小可愛(ài)的、喜愛(ài)水上運(yùn)動(dòng)又喜歡群體活動(dòng)的伴侶。”
回答是：“娶一只企鵝吧。”
幽默英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：羅浮宮著火,先救哪幅畫(huà)?
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out inthe Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
一份報(bào)紙組織了一場(chǎng)競(jìng)賽，為下面的問(wèn)題征集最佳答案：“如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫(huà)，你將救出哪一幅?”
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."
獲獎(jiǎng)的答案是：“最接近門(mén)口的那一幅。”
幽默英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：He is really somebody!
" My uncle has 1000 men under him."
"He is really somebody. What does he do?"
"A maintenance man in a cemetery. "
他真是一個(gè)大人物!
“我叔叔下面有1000個(gè)人。”
“他真是一個(gè)大人物。干什么的?”
“墓地守墓人。”
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