英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯閱讀
英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯閱讀
在交際場(chǎng)合,能恰到好處地講個(gè)笑話或自創(chuàng)一個(gè)幽默,不僅可以體現(xiàn)自己的語(yǔ)言水平,還可以提升個(gè)人魅力。小編精心收集了英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯：我根本就看不見(jiàn)
After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."
晚飯后，父親和母親都忙著和客人玩麻將，這時(shí)母親忽然想起點(diǎn)兒事來(lái)，便對(duì)正在看電視的兒子說(shuō)道：“寶貝，去看看廚房里的燈是不是還開(kāi)著呢?” 過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，兒子回來(lái)說(shuō)：“媽，廚房里太黑了，我根本就看不見(jiàn)。”
英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯：我把丈夫變成了百萬(wàn)富翁
A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."
“我把丈夫變成了一個(gè)百萬(wàn)富翁。”一個(gè)女人告訴她的朋友。
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
“那他結(jié)婚前是什么樣的呢?”朋友問(wèn)。
The woman replied, "A billionaire."
“那時(shí)他是個(gè)千萬(wàn)富翁。”
英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯：Christmas Eve Service
平安夜禮拜
Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed. The ushers and Ifound some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. Then I reentered the pulpit,shuffled my notes, and muttered, "Now, where was I?" A tired voice called out, "Right near theend!"
就在我開(kāi)始平安夜禱告時(shí)，教堂停電了。教堂里的接待人員和我找到一些蠟燭，把它們放在禮堂周圍。然后我重返講道壇，整理了一下筆記后，我說(shuō)：“剛才我講到哪兒了?”傳來(lái)一陣不耐煩的聲音：“馬上就講完了!”
英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯：True or False
One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, "Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?"
一天一個(gè)年輕的商人問(wèn)他女朋友：“親愛(ài)的，如果我破產(chǎn)了你還會(huì)嫁給我嗎?”
"Of course, I will." the girl said firmly.
“當(dāng)然會(huì)。”女孩堅(jiān)定的回答。
"Do you mean what you say?" the man asked.
“你是說(shuō)真的嗎?”他問(wèn)道。
"That's what I want to ask you." the girl said.
“這正是我想問(wèn)你的問(wèn)題。”女孩說(shuō)。
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