英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯精選
前蘇聯(lián)著名作家高爾基說(shuō)過(guò),“哪里有人,哪里就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調(diào)劑品”。本文是英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：絕配
Perfect Match絕 配
A wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to match the shade, but none comes close enough to satisfy the eccentric woman.一位富婆為擁有一只珍貴的古玩而深感驕傲，以至于她竟要把臥室漆成與花瓶同樣的顏色。幾名油漆匠試圖調(diào)出這個(gè)底色，但是誰(shuí)也沒(méi)有能令那位怪癖的婦女滿意。
Eventually, a painter approaches who is confident he can mix the proper color. The woman is pleased with the result, and the painter becomes famous.最后來(lái)了位油漆匠。他非常自信能調(diào)出那種顏色。那婦女對(duì)他的成果非常滿意，油漆匠于是一舉成名。
Years later, he retires and truns the business over to his son. "Dad," says the son, "there's something I've got to know. How did you get those walls to match the vase so perfectly?"多年以后，他退休了，生意也交給兒子。“爸，”兒子說(shuō)，“有件事我得弄清楚，您是怎樣使墻的顏色與花瓶配得那么絕的?”
"Son," the father replies, "I painted the vase."“兒子，”父親回答說(shuō)，“我漆了花瓶。”
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：Perhaps Not
Customer: Waiter, I can't find any oysters in this oyster stew.
顧客：服務(wù)員，我這個(gè)牡蠣燉菜里怎么沒(méi)有牡蠣?
Waiter: Well, you wouldn't expect to find any angels in an angel food cake, would you?
服務(wù)員：是啊，你不會(huì)指望在天使蛋糕里發(fā)現(xiàn)天使吧?
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：為什么要叫喚
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
牙醫(yī)：請(qǐng)不要再叫了，我都還沒(méi)有挨著你的牙齒啊!
Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot!
病人：但是，親，你可知道，你踩到我腳了!!!
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：Saving money
Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money.
丈夫：在娶你進(jìn)門之前，我從來(lái)沒(méi)有想過(guò)要存錢。
Wife: And now?
妻子：那現(xiàn)在呢?
Husband: Now I'm thinking About how much I could have saved if I hadn't married you.
丈夫：現(xiàn)在我在想，要是沒(méi)有娶你的話，我可以存多少錢。
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