英語(yǔ)笑話短故事帶翻譯
英語(yǔ)笑話短故事帶翻譯
笑話是日常生活中人們消遣娛樂的一種常見語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象,其目的在于在會(huì)話過程中傳遞和激發(fā)幽默感。小編精心收集了英語(yǔ)笑話短故事帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
英語(yǔ)笑話短故事帶翻譯：愛占小便宜
the notorious(聲名狼藉的) cheap skate explaining to a friend how to find his apartment. he said. ′come up to 5m and ring the doorbell with your elbow. when the door open. push with your foot.′
一個(gè)出了名的吝嗇鬼在向一個(gè)朋友解釋怎么找到他家時(shí)說：“你上到五樓，找中間那個(gè)門，然后用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了之后，再用你的腳把門推開。”
′why use my elbow and foot?′
“為什么要用我的肘和腳呢?”
′well. gosh,′ was the reply. ′you're not coming empty-hangded, are you?′
“你的雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪，你總不會(huì)空著手來吧?”吝嗇鬼回答。
英語(yǔ)笑話短故事帶翻譯：對(duì)作品另外一種形式的肯定
"did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?"
“你的畫在美術(shù)展上有賣出去嗎?”
"no, but i am encouraged," he replied. "somebody stole one."
“沒有，但我還是受到了鼓勵(lì)，”他回答說，“有人偷走了一幅。”
英語(yǔ)笑話短故事帶翻譯：窮人攀認(rèn)親戚
a poor man, presenting himself before the king of spain, asked his charity, telling him that he was his brother.
一個(gè)窮漢去見西班牙國(guó)王，說自己是他的兄弟，求他施恩周濟(jì)。
thinking desiring to know how he claimed kindred(家族，親屬關(guān)系) to him, the poor fellow replied, we are all descended from one common father and mother viz., adam and eve. upon which the king gave him a little copper piece of money.
國(guó)王想知道他何以攀認(rèn)親戚，窮漢回答說，我們有共同的祖先亞當(dāng)和夏娃。聽了這話，國(guó)王就給了他一個(gè)小銅子兒。
the poor man began to be moan himself, saying, is it possible that your majesty should give no more than this to your brother? away, away, replies the king: if all the brothers you have in the world give you as much as i have done, you'll be richer than i am.
于是窮人開始叫屈，說：難道您國(guó)王陛下就給兄弟這么一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)錢嗎?走開，快走，國(guó)王回答，如果世界上你所有的兄弟們都像我這樣給你一個(gè)銅板，你就比我還有錢了。
英語(yǔ)笑話短故事帶翻譯：胖男人和瘦男人，誰(shuí)更禮貌
fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.
一個(gè)胖男人和一個(gè)瘦男人正在為誰(shuí)更有禮貌而爭(zhēng)吵。
the skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies
瘦男人說他更禮貌，因?yàn)樗偸窍蛞粋€(gè)女士脫帽致意。
but the fat man knew he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
但是胖男人說他更禮貌，因?yàn)闊o(wú)論何時(shí)他起身給女士讓座總是能讓兩位女士同時(shí)坐下。
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