英語笑話帶翻譯精選
笑話大多揭示生活中乖謬的現(xiàn)象,具有諷刺性和娛樂性。本文是英語笑話帶翻譯,希望對大家有幫助!
英語笑話帶翻譯:我是教歷史的
A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table
一位歷史老師和他的妻子在吃飯
the wife asked “Anything new at work”, and he replied", no, I am teaching History".
妻子問到:“工作上有什么新鮮事嗎?”丈夫回答說:“沒有,我是教歷史的。”
英語笑話帶翻譯:看這只死去的小鳥
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.
一天早晨,一位黑人女人和一位金發(fā)女郎正走在公園里。
Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird.
突然,黑人女人發(fā)現(xiàn)了一只死去的小鳥。
"Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.
“哦!看這只死去的小鳥。”她悲傷地說。
The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"
金發(fā)女郎停下了腳步,她抬頭望著天空,問道:“哪,在那?”
英語笑話帶翻譯:我想你嫁給農(nóng)夫瓊斯
Old Farmer Johnson was dying.
老農(nóng)約翰遜就要死了。
The family was standing around his bed.
他的家人都站在床邊。
With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."
他聲音低沉地對妻子說:“我死后,我想你嫁給農(nóng)夫瓊斯。”
Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."
妻子說:“不,在你死后,我不能嫁給任何人。”
Johnson: "But I want you to."
約翰遜:“但我希望你這么做。”
Wife: "But why?"
妻子:“為什么?”
Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
約翰遜:“因為瓊斯曾在一筆販馬的交易中欺騙了我。”
英語笑話帶翻譯:我認為我是一只雞
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
精神病醫(yī)師:你哪里不舒服?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
病人:我認為我是一只雞。
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
精神病醫(yī)師:這種情況從什么時候開始的?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
病人:從我還是一只蛋的時候開始。
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