雙人對話短篇英語笑話閱讀
雙人對話短篇英語笑話閱讀
笑話是我們生活中不可缺少的。人們在日常生活中經(jīng)常聽到，讀到或自己講述笑話，笑話產(chǎn)生幽默效果而使人發(fā)笑。本文是雙人對話短篇英語笑話，希望對大家有幫助!
雙人對話短篇英語笑話：我不能走
There was a meeting with a large number of people. At first the speaker was very interesting, but as time went on, he became very boring. Finally when he was through,there was only one man sitting in the large room. The speaker walked up to the man and said, "Thank you for hearing me out when all the others left the room." "Oh! Don't mention it!" replied the man, "I cannot leave because I am the next speaker."
一大批人在開會。最開始，發(fā)言的人講得很有趣，但時間慢慢地過去，他變得很沉悶。最后，當(dāng)他講完的時候，只有一個人坐在大房間里。發(fā)言者走上前去，對他說，“其他所有人都走了，而你卻聽到最后，謝謝你。”“哦!別客氣!”那人回答說，“我不能走，因為我是下一位發(fā)言者。”
雙人對話短篇英語笑話：讓我教你
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
家超市雇用了一個年輕人，他第一天上班報到。
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom,and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
經(jīng)理熱情地歡迎了他，和他握手微笑，之后遞給他一把掃帚說，“你的第一份工作是打掃商店。”
“But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
“但是，我是名大學(xué)畢業(yè)生，”年輕人憤怒地回答道。
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom—I' 11 show you how."
“噢，對不起。我沒注意，”經(jīng)理說。“來，把掃帚給我—我教你如何做。”
雙人對話短篇英語笑話：安眠藥
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生給他開了一些強(qiáng)力安眠藥。
Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm.He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble abetting up this morning."
星期天晚上鮑勃呼了藥，睡得很好，在鬧鐘響之前就醒了。他到了辦公室，溜達(dá)進(jìn)去，對老板說：“我今天早上起床一點(diǎn)麻煩都沒有。”
“That's fine” roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"
“好啊!”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪兒去了?”
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