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　　倆人英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇1

　　懶惰的結(jié)果

　　Mother: Why were you kept after school today, Johnny? Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on "The Result of Laziness", and I turned in a blank sheet of paper.

　　媽媽：約翰尼，你今天放學(xué)以后為什么被留下了? 約翰尼：老師叫我們寫一篇題為《懶惰的結(jié)果》的作文，我交了一張白卷。

　　倆人英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇2

　　Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

　　Tom: I don't know, father.

　　Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

　　Tom: Our teacher, father.

　　父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過(guò)，現(xiàn)在我想問(wèn)你個(gè)問(wèn)題。你們班上誰(shuí)最懶?

　　湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。

　　父親：啊，不對(duì)，你知道!想想看，當(dāng)別的孩子們都在做作業(yè)、寫字時(shí)，誰(shuí)在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課?

　　湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。

　　倆人英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇3

　　誰(shuí)的爸爸更強(qiáng)壯

　　Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger.

　　Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."

　　Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!"

　　維爾和比爾在爭(zhēng)吵，誰(shuí)的爸爸是更強(qiáng)壯的一個(gè)。維爾說(shuō)：“你知道太平洋嗎?　那個(gè)坑是我爸爸挖的。”

　　比爾不屑地說(shuō)：“那沒(méi)什么。你知道死海嗎? 那是我爸爸打死的。”

　　倆人英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇4

　　The New Teacher

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

　　I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

　　新老師

　　9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。

　　喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問(wèn)。

　　媽媽，我不喜歡，因?yàn)樗f(shuō)3加3得6, 可后來(lái)又說(shuō)2加4也得6。

　　
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