關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)短對(duì)話(huà)
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)短對(duì)話(huà)
笑話(huà)作為一種城市化的民間口頭創(chuàng)作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)短對(duì)話(huà)，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)短對(duì)話(huà)篇一
I'm Trying to Stop It
"Boy,why have you got cotton-wool in your ear?Is it infected?"
"No,sir,but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other ,so I am trying to stop it."
“孩子,你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?”
“沒(méi)有,老師.可是你昨天說(shuō)你告訴我的知識(shí)都是一個(gè)耳朵里進(jìn),一個(gè)耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面.”
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)短對(duì)話(huà)篇二
Old Farmer Johnson was dying.The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he said to his wife:"When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."
Wife:"No,I can't marry anyone after you."
Johnson:"But I want you to."
Wife:"But why?"
Johnson:"Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
譯文：
老農(nóng)約翰遜就要死了.他的家人都站在床邊.他聲音低沉地對(duì)妻子說(shuō)：“我死后,我想你嫁給農(nóng)夫瓊斯.”
妻子說(shuō)：“不,在你死后,我不能嫁給任何人.”
約翰遜：“但我希望你這么做.”
妻子：“為什么?”
約翰遜：“因?yàn)榄偹乖谝还P販馬的交易中欺騙了我.”
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)短對(duì)話(huà)篇三
“I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”
“Twenty d ollars!Why ,I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”
“Yes ,but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”
“對(duì)不起,夫人,為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元.”
“20美元!為什么?不是說(shuō)好只要4美元.”
“是的,但是你的孩子大喊大叫,把另外四個(gè)病人嚇跑了.”
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