經(jīng)典英文笑話
笑話是民族文化及社會(huì)生活中不可缺少的一環(huán),從古至今都擁有廣大的受眾,深受人們喜愛(ài)。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了超級(jí)搞笑的經(jīng)典英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!
超級(jí)搞笑的經(jīng)典英文笑話篇一
bedtime prayers
julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "please god," she said, "make naples the capital of italy. make naples the capital of italy."
her mother interrupted and said. "julie, why do you want god to make naples the capital of italy?"
and julie replyed, "because that's what i put in my geography exam!"
睡前禱告詞
朱莉葉在做睡前禱告。“上帝，求求你，”她說(shuō)，“讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都吧。”
媽媽打斷她的話說(shuō)：“朱莉葉，為什么求上帝讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都呢?”
朱莉葉回答道：“因?yàn)槲以诘乩砜季砩鲜沁@樣寫(xiě)的。”
超級(jí)搞笑的經(jīng)典英文笑話篇二
imitation
a schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "well, sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "your stomach's hurting because it's empty. it'll be all right when you've got something in it."
shortly afterwards dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache.
"that's because it's empty," said his bright son. "you'd be all right if you had something in it."
模 仿
一個(gè)男孩放學(xué)回家時(shí)，覺(jué)得肚子痛。“來(lái)，坐下，吃點(diǎn)點(diǎn)心，”媽媽說(shuō)，“你肚子痛是因?yàn)槎亲邮强盏?。吃點(diǎn)東西就會(huì)好的。”
一會(huì)兒，男孩的爸爸下班回家了，說(shuō)是頭痛。
“你頭痛是因?yàn)槟愕哪X袋是空的，”他那聰明的兒子說(shuō)，“里面裝點(diǎn)東西，就會(huì)好的。”
超級(jí)搞笑的經(jīng)典英文笑話篇三
treat
as a rookie in the atlantic city, n.j., police department, i was assigned a beat on the boardwalk. hardly a day went by when i didn't come upon a child who had become separated from his parents.
one afternoon, i spotted a small boy standing alone, obviously lost. i tried to gain his confidence - i took him to the nearest ice-cream stand and bought him a cone. time passed with no sign of the boy's parents, so the next step was to call for a patrol car to take him to headquarters. i told the small fry to stay put while i went to the call box. when i returned, he was nowhere in sight.
within minutes, the car arrived, and one of the patrolmen asked me where the child was. i felt stupid; it's humiliating to say you've lost a lost child. but i told the officers what had happened and gave a description of the boy. "what did you treat him?" asked one of the men.
"an ice-cream cone. why?"
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