七年級(jí)英語(yǔ)小笑話閱讀
笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創(chuàng)作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編精心收集的七年級(jí)英語(yǔ)小笑話，希望大家喜歡!
七年級(jí)英語(yǔ)小笑話篇一
Just Sew the Buttonhole
我只把扣眼兒給縫上了
Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?
丈夫：你給我把扣子縫好了嗎，親愛(ài)的?
Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole.
妻子：沒(méi)有，親愛(ài)的。我找不到扣子，所以我只把扣眼兒給縫上了。
七年級(jí)英語(yǔ)小笑話篇二
"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head."
“所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑，”小男孩哭著跟媽媽說(shuō)：“他們說(shuō)我長(zhǎng)了一個(gè)大腦袋。”
"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop cryingand go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."
“別聽他們的，”他媽媽安慰說(shuō)：“你的腦袋長(zhǎng)得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，去商店買10磅土豆來(lái)。”
"Where's the shopping bag?"
“購(gòu)物袋在哪?”
"I haven't got one, use your hat."
“我沒(méi)有購(gòu)物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”
七年級(jí)英語(yǔ)小笑話篇三
"May I borrow your record player tonight ?" a man asked his neighbour .
“今晚我可以借用以下你的唱機(jī)嗎?”一個(gè)人對(duì)他的鄰居說(shuō)道。
"Sure . Do you want to listen to some music?"
“當(dāng)然可以，你也想聽聽音樂(lè)嗎?”
"No ." he answered ." Tonight I want to have some peace and quiet."
“不，”他回答道，“今晚我想安安靜靜地休息一下。”
七年級(jí)英語(yǔ)小笑話篇四
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning.Don't you know you are wasting time?
父親：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費(fèi)時(shí)間嗎?
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?
杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我還給您節(jié)省了一頓飯呢，是不是?
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