爆笑英文小笑話帶翻譯閱讀
笑話使人們?cè)诳贪宓纳钪懈械揭唤z快意和放松。與此同時(shí),笑話也是人們反對(duì)極權(quán)和專制制度的有力武器。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的爆笑英文小笑話帶翻譯，歡迎欣賞!
爆笑英文小笑話帶翻譯篇1
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said.
So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.
Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.
Well, said Harry, that's what you've got, so what are you worrying about?
媽媽給了哈里兩個(gè)蘋果，一個(gè)大一點(diǎn)，另一個(gè)小點(diǎn)兒。跟妹妹分著吃。媽媽說(shuō)。
所以，哈里就把小個(gè)的給了妹妹，自己開始啃那個(gè)大個(gè)的。
哼，妹妹說(shuō)，如果媽媽給了我，我會(huì)把大的給你，把小的留給自己的。
對(duì)呀，哈里說(shuō)，你拿到的不就是小的嗎?還著什么急呀?
爆笑英文小笑話帶翻譯篇2
One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.
After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"
"Certainly"
"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"
"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."
"Then why you didn't take it back?"
"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"
有一天,父親讓八歲的兒子去寄一封信,兒子已經(jīng)拿著信跑了,父親才想起信封上沒(méi)寫地址和收信人的名字。
兒子回來(lái)后,父親問(wèn)他:“你把信丟進(jìn)郵筒了嗎?” “當(dāng)然”“你沒(méi)看見(jiàn)信封上沒(méi)有寫地址和收信人名字嗎?”
“我當(dāng)然看見(jiàn)信封上什么也沒(méi)寫”“那你為什么不拿回來(lái)呢?”
“我還以為你不寫地址和收信人,是為了不想讓我知道你把信寄給誰(shuí)呢!”
爆笑英文小笑話帶翻譯篇3
Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?
Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.
媽媽：你為什么不停地跳上跳下的?
湯姆：我剛吃完藥，可我忘了先搖動(dòng)瓶子了
爆笑英文小笑話帶翻譯篇4
Give up your seat to a lady
Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
"You've done the right thing," says Mommy.
"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
給女士讓座
小強(qiáng)尼說(shuō)：“媽媽，今天早上和爸爸在公車上時(shí)，他叫我讓座給一位女士。”
媽媽說(shuō)：“你做得很對(duì)呀。”
“但是，媽媽，我是坐在爸爸膝蓋上的。”
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