經(jīng)典的英文小笑話大全
經(jīng)典的英文小笑話大全
笑話是內(nèi)容豐富并具有出乎意料結(jié)尾的幽默口頭故事。笑話幾乎涵蓋人們生活的所有領(lǐng)域,其中包括政治笑話、經(jīng)濟(jì)笑話、家庭生活笑話、關(guān)于民族性格的笑話等。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編精心收集的經(jīng)典的英文小笑話，希望大家喜歡!
經(jīng)典的英文小笑話篇一
Two drifters were so broke that，against their principies，they went to an employment office，looking for work."What shall I put here where it says 'Experience' ?" Joe whispered.
兩位流浪漢已到了窮困潦倒的境地，他們只好打破了常規(guī)，來到了招工辦公室找工作。
"Try road labor or farm,"said Pete.
“在關(guān)于‘經(jīng)歷’這一欄里，我填寫什么呢?”喬小聲地問。
Joe grimaced and printed painstakingly, his tongue sticking out of the corner of his mouth.”Pete,"he hissed,"how d'ya spell0 farm?"
“你寫修路工或干農(nóng)活吧!”彼特說。
With the superior attitude of an educated man，his friend replied,"E一I一E一I一0.”
喬滿臉愁容地在那里吃力地寫著，最后他把舌頭伸出嘴角不好意思地問:“彼特，怎么拼農(nóng)場(chǎng)這個(gè)字?”
帶著一種似乎是受過教育的高傲態(tài)度，他的朋友回答說:"E一I一E一I一Oe"
經(jīng)典的英文小笑話篇二
A man of influence wanted to give a politician a new car.”You know I can` t accept a car，"the politician protested.“That's bribery.“The wheeler-dealer pointed out that he could sell the car to the politician for.
一位名人想送一輛汽車給一位政治家。"您知道我是不能接受這輛汽車的.”政治家反對(duì)道。“那會(huì)被認(rèn)為是受埔。”那位身為汽車商的名人出了個(gè)主意說他可以以20元的價(jià)錢把
這輛車賣給這位政治家。
“In that case,"replied the elected official，"I'll take two of them..”
政治家答道:“如果是這樣，那我買兩輛吧。”
經(jīng)典的英文小笑話篇三
My husband is generally not a very romantic person，so I was rather pleased when on our 23rd wedding anniversary he surprised me with 17 roses. Curious about the odd amount，I asked him if there was a special significance to buying 17 roses rather than the normal one or two dozen.
我丈夫可不是什么浪漫的人。所以，在結(jié)婚23周年紀(jì)念日那天，當(dāng)他送給我17支玫瑰時(shí)我感到很驚奇。我對(duì)這17的數(shù)字感到很好奇，于是就這問我丈夫，不去買一打或兩打玫瑰，而是買17支玫瑰是否暗示著什么意義。
" No,"he answered.“that was the minimum amount that could be charged."
“沒什么特別的意義。”他答道:“再少人家就不賣了。”
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