初二水平英語小笑話閱讀
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初二水平英語小笑話：Three pastors
三個牧師的故事
Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summerstarted I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried everything----noise, spray, cats----nothing seems to scare them away.
三個南部的牧師在一家小餐館里吃午飯。其中的一個說道：“你們知道嗎，自從夏天來臨，我的教堂的閣樓和頂樓就被蝙蝠騷擾，我用盡了一切辦法----噪音、噴霧、貓----似乎什么都不能把它們趕走。”
Another said, Yes, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I’ve been hadthe place fumigated, and they still won’t go away.
另外一位說：“是啊，我也是。在我的鐘樓和閣樓也有好幾百只。我曾經(jīng)請人把整個地方用煙熏消毒一遍，它們還是趕不走。”
The third said, I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church...haven’t seen oneback since!
第三個牧師說：“我為我那里的所有蝙蝠洗禮，讓它們成為教會的一員......從此一只也沒有再回來過。”
初二水平英語小笑話：The Fourth Element
第四元素
Teacher: What are the four element of nature?
老師：自然界的四大元素是什么?
Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...
學生：火、氣、和。。。和。。。
Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?
老師：和什么?想一想， 你用什么洗手的?
Student: Soap!
學生：肥皂。
初二水平英語小笑話：Make your fortune
計劃你的將來
"How did you make your fortune?"
“你是怎么計劃你的將來的?”
"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."
“我變成一個富人的合伙人，他有錢，我有經(jīng)驗。”
"How did that help?"
“那有什么用?”
"Now he has the experience and I the money."
現(xiàn)在他有經(jīng)驗了，我有錢。”
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