初二簡單英語小笑話閱讀
初二簡單英語小笑話閱讀
笑話是民族文化及社會生活中不可缺少的一環(huán),無論是哪個(gè)國家,哪個(gè)民族都有屬于自己的笑話。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了初二簡單英語小笑話,歡迎閱讀!
初二簡單英語小笑話篇一
The Looney Bin
瘋?cè)嗽?/p>
Late one night at the insane asylum (瘋?cè)嗽?one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Anotherone said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice fromanother room shouted, "I did not!"
一天晚上,在瘋?cè)嗽豪?,一個(gè)病人說:“我是拿破侖!”另一個(gè)說:“你怎么知道?”第一個(gè)人說:“上帝對我說的!”一會兒,一個(gè)聲音從另一個(gè)房間傳來:“我沒說!”
初二簡單英語小笑話篇二
The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them tocount fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important. Thenext day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lipsmoving rapidly. Suddenly the whole class shouted: Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, a hundred. Yourcoat is on fire, sir!
老師為了讓學(xué)生記住先思考后發(fā)言,告訴他們在說出重要事情之前先數(shù)到50,如果是特別重要的事情,要先數(shù)到100。 第二天,當(dāng)老師背靠著火爐講課時(shí),發(fā)現(xiàn)好幾個(gè)學(xué)生的嘴唇在很快地不停地動(dòng)。突然,全班學(xué)生一起喊道:“九十八,九十九,一百。老師,您的大衣著火了!”
初二簡單英語小笑話篇三
I Could Do It Slower
我可以干得慢一些
Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?
病人:拔一顆牙收費(fèi)多少?
Dentist: Fifty dollars.
牙醫(yī):50美元。
Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?
病人:只幾分鐘的活兒就要50美元?
Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.
牙醫(yī):好的,如果你喜歡的話,我可以干得慢一些。
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