關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)小笑話閱讀
關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)小笑話閱讀
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關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇一
半個(gè)還是十分之五
Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?
Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.
Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.
Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.
關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇二
聰明的兒子
One day, the father lets eight-year-old son send a letter. The son took the letter. The father then remembered he didn't write address and addressee's name on the envelope.
After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter into the mail box?"
"Certainly."
"You didn't notice that?the envelope does not have address and addressee's name on it?"
"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."
"Then why?didn't you take it back?"
"I thought that you?did not write address and addressee, because you wouldn't let me know to whom you send the letter!"
關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇三
什么也沒(méi)留下
Mrs. Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: "NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING."
When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added:
"THANKS! WE HAVEN'T LEFT ANYTHING!"
布朗太太要外出一天。她鎖好了房門(mén)，在門(mén)上給送牛奶的人釘了一張便條：“家里沒(méi)人，請(qǐng)不要留下任何東西!”
她當(dāng)天晚上回家后發(fā)現(xiàn)房間門(mén)被撞開(kāi)，房子被洗劫一空。在她留給送奶人的便條上，她發(fā)現(xiàn)被補(bǔ)充了一句：“謝謝!我們什么也沒(méi)留下!”
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