一年級簡單的英文小笑話閱讀
一年級簡單的英文小笑話閱讀
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一年級簡單的英文小笑話:猶如幾個時辰
As a band instructor at an elementary school, I require my students to turn in practice sheets signed by their parents so I can be sure they are putting in enough time.
作為一個小學的樂隊指揮,為了確保學生投入足夠的時間練習,我要求他們上交由他們父母簽字的練習單。
I had to laugh, however, when one parent wrote on her child's sheet, "Practiced 17 minutes, but it seemed like hours.
可是有一次,一位家長的簽字把我逗樂了。練習單上寫著:“練習了17分鐘,但猶如幾個時辰。”
一年級簡單的英文小笑話:聰明狗
A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. his friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - the dog trotted off, but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper.
一位養(yǎng)狗人宣稱:要是給了愛犬錢,它便會到賣報亭買份報紙來。他的朋友堅持要來個演示,并給了狗一些錢。狗一溜小跑著去了。但一個小時過去了,仍不見它帶報紙回來。
"how much did you give him?" asked the owner.
一位養(yǎng)狗人宣稱:要是給了愛犬錢,它便會到賣報亭買份報紙來。他的朋友堅持要來個演示,并給了狗一些錢。狗一溜小跑著去了。但一個小時過去了,仍不見它帶報紙回來。
"five dollars.
“五元。”
"well, that explains it. when you give him five dollars, he goes to a movie.
"這就是了。你給它五元錢時,它就去看電影。
一年級簡單的英文小笑話:你活不成了
Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.
一個人得了重病,妻子伴隨他去看醫(yī)生。檢查過后,醫(yī)生示意病人的妻子到走廊見他。
"Your husband is very sick, " the doctor said, "but there are three things you can do to ensure his survival. First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him a stress-free environment , and don't complain about anything. Finally, make passionate love to him every day.“
你丈夫病得很重,”醫(yī)生說,“但有三件事可保住他的性命。第一,一日三餐,要營養(yǎng)美味。第二,給他一個輕松的環(huán)境,不要抱怨。第三,每天都對他傾注熾熱的愛。”
On the drive home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"
在驅車回家的路上,丈夫問道:“醫(yī)生說了什么?”
"I'm sorry, " she said, "but you're not going to make it.“
很遺憾,“你活不成了。”
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