關(guān)于英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯閱讀
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯閱讀
冷笑話不同于一般笑話,它以其獨(dú)特的制笑機(jī)制,能瞬間創(chuàng)造出一種特殊的氛圍。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了關(guān)于英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇一
我是來(lái)給你安裝電話的
a young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.
一個(gè)年輕人剛剛開始做生意，就租了一個(gè)漂亮的辦公室。一天，他坐在辦公室里，看到有一個(gè)人在外面
wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. he threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
于是他就裝作生意很忙的樣子，拿起電話胡吹亂侃，還不停的甩出幾個(gè)大數(shù)字，好像在談一筆大買賣。
finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "can i help you?" the man said, "sure. i've come to install the phone."
到了最后，他終于掛了電話，問來(lái)訪的人，“有事兒嘛?”那個(gè)人回答，“我是來(lái)給你安裝電話的。”
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇二
unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up.
不速之客就在路上，我媽媽，一個(gè)完美的家庭主婦，正忙里忙外地整理。
she put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom.
她分配給我爸和我哥哥的任務(wù)是打掃供客人使用的浴室。
later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly.
一會(huì)兒之后，當(dāng)她去檢查的時(shí)候，她吃驚了，曾經(jīng)一度雜亂的房間瞬間就被打掃干凈了。
then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. it read "thank you for not looking in the bathtub."
接著她看到浴簾上有一張紙條，紙條上寫著：“謝謝你沒往浴缸里看。”
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇三
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?
媽媽：約翰尼，我今天早上在櫥子里放了兩塊點(diǎn)心?，F(xiàn)在就剩下一塊了。你能解釋一下嗎?
Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other.
約翰尼：嗯，我想是因?yàn)槔锩嫣谖覜]看到另外那塊。
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇四
Once there was a blind.
從前有個(gè)瞎子。
One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping.
一天，他正在行路時(shí)踩著了一只正在睡覺的狗的腦袋
The dog barked for a while.
狗汪汪汪地叫了一陣。
The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked.
這人又往前走，這回踩著的是另外一只狗的尾巴，狗又汪汪汪地叫起來(lái)。
The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, It's a wonder that the dog is so long.
瞎子以為還是那條狗，驚詫地說：奇怪，這只狗可真夠長(zhǎng)的。
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