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關(guān)于經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇1
特殊的足球賽
Mike was late for school.He said to his teacher，Mr. Black，“Excuse me for my coming late，sir. I watched a football match in my dream.”
邁克上學(xué)遲到了。他對(duì)布萊克老師說:“對(duì)不起，我遲到了，老師。我夢(mèng)見了一場(chǎng)足球賽。”
"Why did it make you late2”inquired the teacher.
老師問:“那為什么會(huì)使你遲到呢?”
“Because neither team could win the game，so it lasted a long time，”replied Mike.
邁克回答說:“因?yàn)閮蓚€(gè)隊(duì)不分勝負(fù)，因此持續(xù)了很長(zhǎng)時(shí)間。”
關(guān)于經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇2
入學(xué)考試
In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music，the teacher asked one of the boys，"What is the most important physiological quality of a musician”
在一次音樂學(xué)院的入學(xué)考試中，老師問一位應(yīng)試的小伙子:“音樂家最重要的生理素質(zhì)是什么?”
"To be deaf，”replied the boy.
“耳聾。”小伙子回答說。
"Nonsense”said the teacher angrily
“胡說!”老師憤怒地說。
"Why, sirs Don't you know that the most famous musician Beethoven was deaf?”the boy asked in reply disdainfully.
“怎么了，先生!您難道連鼎鼎大名的音樂家貝多芬是個(gè)聾子都不知道嗎?”小伙子輕蔑地反問道。
關(guān)于經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇3
新老師
George comes from school on the first of September.
9月1號(hào)，喬治放學(xué)回到家里。
"George, how did you like your new teacher?”asked his mother.
“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?”媽媽問。
“I don’t like her, mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.”
“媽媽，我不喜歡，因?yàn)樗f3加3得6，可后來又說2加4也得6.
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