關(guān)于英語(yǔ)小笑話演講稿
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)小笑話演講稿
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關(guān)于英語(yǔ)小笑話演講稿篇一
驕傲的老爸
The concerned father was puzzled because his son's grades had been dropping steadily whilehe was at college,
一位關(guān)心兒子的老爸對(duì)于念大學(xué)的兒子成績(jī)每況愈下一直想不懂，
so he called the dean to find out what was wrong.
因此他拜訪了學(xué)院的院長(zhǎng)，想了解究竟問(wèn)題在哪里。
"Well, sir," replied the dean, who always tried to be diplomatic,
說(shuō)話總是講求圓滑的院長(zhǎng)回答說(shuō)：
"I've got some good news and some bad news.
“先生，我有好消息和壞消息要告訴你。
The bad news is that your son's become the most flagrant homosexual on campus,
壞消息是令郎乃是聞名校內(nèi)的同性戀者，
and spends all his time chasing after the lads on the football and basketball teams. "
他成天只知道追求足球隊(duì)和籃球隊(duì)的男孩子。
"My God, that's horrible!"
“我的老天爺，太可怕了!”
"But the good news is he's just been elected Queen of the Homecoming Parade ! "
“但好消息是他剛被選為歡迎球隊(duì)返校游行的皇后!”
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)小笑話演講稿篇二
The woman was reading the newspaper as she and her husband were eating breakfast.
一位女士和她先生正在用早餐，她邊吃邊看報(bào)紙。
"Did you hear about this, dear?" she asked.
“親愛(ài)的，你聽(tīng)過(guò)這則新聞嗎?”她問(wèn)道。
"It seems a man traded his wife for season tickets to the Spurs.
“似乎是一個(gè)男的為了看馬刺隊(duì)的比賽，用他太太跟人換了球季的門(mén)票。
You wouldn't do a thing like that, would you, sweetheart?"
你不會(huì)那么做吧，親愛(ài)的?”
"No way," answered the husband.
“我才不會(huì)那么傻呢!”先生答道。
"The season's almost half over."
“今年球季幾乎都過(guò)了一大半了."
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)小笑話演講稿篇三
Two women friends were having tea.
兩個(gè)女人正在喝茶，
Said one to the other,
其中一位對(duì)另一位說(shuō)道：
"I've been trying to reach my lawyer for a week ... "
“我已經(jīng)花了一個(gè)禮拜找我的律師...”
"Oh, please don't mention lawyers to me" interrupted the recent widow,
“哦，拜托別再向我提律師的事了，”那位剛死去丈夫的女人插嘴道，
I've had so much trouble settling my husbands estate that I sometimes wish he hadn't died! "
“我在處理我先生遺留的房地產(chǎn)時(shí)遭遇到好多麻煩，有時(shí)候我真希望他沒(méi)死就好了。
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