六年級的英語小笑話閱讀
笑話是日常生活中常見的一種幽默。與一般日常會話不同,笑話刻意違反合作原則,由此衍生出會話含意,并利用會話含意之間的沖突實現(xiàn)其預(yù)定功能。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了六年級的英語小笑話,歡迎閱讀!
六年級的英語小笑話篇一
In one dinner party,a capitalist eyed bony Bernard Shawup and down regretfully, and said inall seriousness,"Look at your appearance,it really makes people believe that all theBritishare are starving."
在一次宴會上,一個資本家用遺憾的目光上下打量著瘦骨嶙峋的肖伯納,一本正經(jīng)地說:“看看你的模樣,真叫人以為英國人都在挨餓。”
Bernard Shaw,examining the potbellied capitalist,said,"But,I know as soon as I saw you thereason why Britain is suffering from famine."
肖伯納審視著大腹便便的資本家說:“但是,我一見到你,就知道英國正在鬧饑荒的原因了。”
六年級的英語小笑話篇二
But the teacher cried
老師哭了
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled.
六歲的約翰嬌生慣養(yǎng)。
His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wantedanything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his firstday away from his grandmother's loving arms.
他的父親知道這一點,可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭,就是鬧。他第一天上學(xué)才離開祖母的懷抱。
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.
約翰放學(xué)了,他奶奶在門口接他并問道:
"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"
“學(xué)校怎么樣?你過的好嗎?哭了沒有?”
"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
“哭?”約翰問,“不,我沒哭,可老師哭了。”
六年級的英語小笑話篇三
A man tried to get a job in a stage show.
一個人想在一個舞臺劇中找份工作。
"What can you do?" asked the producer.
“你能干什么呢?”負(fù)責(zé)人問。
"Imitate birds," the man said.
“模仿鳥兒,”那人說。
"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."
“你在開玩笑吧?”負(fù)責(zé)人答道,“那樣的人一毛錢可以找一打。”
"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.
“噢,那就算了。”那名演員說著,展開翅膀,飛出了窗口。
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