高一英語(yǔ)小笑話故事閱讀
高一英語(yǔ)小笑話故事閱讀
笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創(chuàng)作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。小編精心收集了高一英語(yǔ)小笑話故事,供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
高一英語(yǔ)小笑話故事篇1
Boxing and Running
拳擊和賽跑
Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, soI’m teaching my boy to fight."
丹在教他的兒子怎樣拳擊。他告訴他的朋友:“這是一個(gè)粗暴的世界,所以我要教我的兒子怎么去拼搏。”
Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also beentaught how to box."
朋友:“如果他碰上的對(duì)手是一個(gè)比他高大,健壯而且也會(huì)拳擊的人怎么辦?”
Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too."
丹:“我也會(huì)教他怎么樣賽跑呢。”
高一英語(yǔ)小笑話故事篇2
The Fourth Element
第四元素
Teacher: What are the four element of nature?
老師:自然界的四大元素是什么?
Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...
學(xué)生:火、氣、和。。。和。。。
Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?
老師:和什么?想一想, 你用什么洗手的?
Student: Soap!
學(xué)生:肥皂。
高一英語(yǔ)小笑話故事篇3
Friend for Dinner
請(qǐng)朋友吃飯
Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.
“親愛(ài)的,”丈夫?qū)ζ拮诱f(shuō):“我邀請(qǐng)了一位朋友回家吃晚飯。”
What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty,and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!
“什么?你瘋了嗎?我們的房子亂糟糟的,我很久沒(méi)有買(mǎi)過(guò)東西回來(lái)了,所有的碗碟都是臟的,還有,我可不想做一餐累死人的晚飯。”
I know all that.
“這些我全都知道。”
Then why did you invite a friend for supper?
“那你為什么還要邀請(qǐng)朋友回來(lái)吃晚飯?”
Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.
“因?yàn)槟莻€(gè)可憐的笨蛋正考慮要結(jié)婚呢。”
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