經(jīng)典小學英語小笑話故事大全
經(jīng)典小學英語小笑話故事大全
笑話是幽默的一個屬概念 ,具有幽默的一切特征。笑話是民族特有幽默的一種形式。學習啦小編整理了經(jīng)典小學英語小笑話故事,歡迎閱讀!
經(jīng)典小學英語小笑話故事篇一
A Useful Way
Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?
Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.
Father: What's that got to do with it?
Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.
爸爸:杰克,你干嘛喝這么多水呀?
杰克:我剛才吃了個蘋果,爸爸。
爸爸:可是這跟喝水有什么關(guān)系呢?
杰克:我忘了洗蘋果呀。
經(jīng)典小學英語小笑話故事篇二
Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool(毒菌)?
Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was amushroom.
年少的童子軍:我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒蕈區(qū)別開呢?
年長的童子軍:上床前吃一個。如果你第二天早上醒來,那就是蘑菇。
經(jīng)典小學英語小笑話故事篇三
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition — If I Am aManager.
All the students began to write except a boy.
The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
"I am waiting for my secretary, " the boy answered.
一天課上,老師要同學們以如果我是一個經(jīng)理為題寫一篇作文。
所有的學生都在動筆寫了,只有一個男生例外。
老師走過去問他為什么不寫。
“我在等我的秘書。”那孩子答道。
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