英語(yǔ)小笑話故事帶翻譯_搞笑段子
英語(yǔ)小笑話故事帶翻譯_搞笑段子
有時(shí)候閱讀一些搞笑的英語(yǔ)笑話故事，除了能讓人產(chǎn)生興趣更能提高英語(yǔ)閱讀水平，今天學(xué)習(xí)啦小編在這里為大家分享一些英語(yǔ)小笑話故事，希望大家會(huì)喜歡這些英語(yǔ)幽默故事!
英語(yǔ)小笑話故事帶翻譯篇一
Millionaire
百萬(wàn)富翁
CEO: "My wife made a millionaire out of me."
主管人：我妻子使我成為百萬(wàn)富翁。
Assistant: "What were you before?"
助 手：以前你是什么?
CEO: "a multimillionaire."
主管人：千萬(wàn)富翁。
英語(yǔ)小笑話故事帶翻譯篇二
A Family Rule
家 規(guī)
Mr. and Mrs. Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last saturday, Mrs. Jones said to her husband, "There is a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see it?"
瓊斯夫婦晚上很少出門(mén)，但上星期六，瓊斯太太對(duì)丈夫說(shuō)：“電影院今晚有場(chǎng)好電影，我們?nèi)タ春脝?”
Mr. Jones was quite happy about it, so they went, and both of them enjoyed the film.
瓊斯先生很樂(lè)意，于是他們就去了。兩個(gè)人都喜歡那部電影。
They came out of the cinema at 11 o'clock, got into their car and began driving home. It was quite dark. Then Mrs. Jones said, "Look, Bill. A woman's running along the road very fast, and a man's running after her. Can you see them?"
晚上十一點(diǎn)，他們從電影院出來(lái)，鉆進(jìn)汽車(chē)，開(kāi)始駕車(chē)回家。天很黑。這時(shí)，瓊斯太太說(shuō)：“看，比爾。一個(gè)女人在沿街狂奔，一個(gè)男人在后猛追不舍。你看到了嗎?”
Mr. Jones said, "Yes, I can." He drove the car slowly near the woman and said to her, "Can we help you?"
瓊斯先生說(shuō)：“是的，看到了。”他慢慢把車(chē)開(kāi)近那女人，說(shuō)道：“你需要幫忙嗎?”
"No, thank you," the woman said, but she did not stop running. "My husband and I always run home after the cinema, and the last one washes the dishes at home!"
“不，謝謝，”女人答道，但她沒(méi)有放慢速度，“我丈夫跟我在看完電影后，經(jīng)常跑步回家，后到家的洗碗涮碟。”
英語(yǔ)小笑話故事帶翻譯篇三
An Old Couple's Quarrel
老夫妻吵架
A couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. The loser, turning to his opponent in a combative frame of mind, cried: "I'll law you to the Circuit Court."
一對(duì)性情乖僻的老夫妻發(fā)生了爭(zhēng)吵，一直鬧到地方法官那里。敗訴的一方以一種臨戰(zhàn)的姿態(tài)沖著對(duì)方嚷道：“我要到巡回法庭去告你。”
"I'm willing," said the other.
“愿意奉陪。”另一個(gè)說(shuō)。
"I'll law you to the Supreme Court."
“我要到最高法院去告你。”
"I'll be there."
“我也陪你。”
"And I'll law the hell!"
“我還要到地獄去告你。”
"My attorney will be there," was the calm reply.
“我的代理人會(huì)奉陪的。”對(duì)方平靜的說(shuō)。
英語(yǔ)小笑話故事帶翻譯篇四
Two birls
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
兩只鳥(niǎo)
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥(niǎo),一只是麻雀.誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀嗎?
學(xué)生：我指不出,但我知道答案.
老師：請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看.
學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀,麻雀旁邊的就是燕子.
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