關(guān)于英語(yǔ)小笑話短的
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短篇英語(yǔ)笑話故事篇1
Two accountants are in a bank ,
當(dāng)武裝捻匪突然沖進(jìn)銀行的時(shí)候。
when armed robbers burst in.
正好有兩名會(huì)計(jì)人員在里面。
While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers,
正當(dāng)幾個(gè)搶匪向出納員取錢的時(shí)候，
others line the customers,
其他的搶匪就把顧客們，
including the accountants,
包括這兩名會(huì)計(jì)人員在內(nèi)，
up against a wall,and proceed to take their wallets,watches,etc.
靠著墻壁排成一線開始奪取他們身上的皮夾子和手表等物品。
While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two's hand.
當(dāng)這件搶案正在發(fā)生的時(shí)候，一號(hào)會(huì)計(jì)人員把纂樣?xùn)|西塞迸二號(hào)會(huì)計(jì)火員的手里面。
Without looking down,a
沒有向下看，
ccountant two whispers,
二號(hào)會(huì)計(jì)人員就輕聲地說：
"What is this ?" to which accountant number one replies,
“這是什么東西呀?”
"It 's that I owe you."
一號(hào)會(huì)計(jì)人員回答說：“那是我欠你的五十元啦。”
短篇英語(yǔ)笑話故事篇2
Smaller Fish
小魚
Two men were in a restaurant and order fish,
有兩名男子在餐廳點(diǎn)魚。
The waiter brought a dish with two fish,
服務(wù)生端來裝著兩條魚的盤子，
one larger than the other.
其中一條魚比另外一條來得大。
One of the men said to the other,"Please help yourself."
當(dāng)中一位男子跟另外一位說：
The other one said"Ok,"
“別客氣，請(qǐng)自行取用呀。”
and helped himself to the larger fish.
另外一位男子說：“好”，
After a tense silence,
于是就幫自己挑了比較大條的魚 。
the first one said,"really,if you had offered me the first choice,i would have taken the smallerfish!"
就在一陣氣氛緊張的沉默之后，第一位男子就說：“真是的。如果你要我先選，我就會(huì)拿比較小條的魚。”
The other one replied,"What are you complaining for?you have it,don't you?"
另一位男子回答說：“那你在抱怨個(gè)什么勁呀?你現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)拿了呀，不是嗎?”
短篇英語(yǔ)笑話故事篇3
Exchange Sandwiches
交換三明治
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks.
有兩位律師走進(jìn)一家小餐廳。點(diǎn)了兩份飲料。
Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.
然后他們就從他們的公文包當(dāng)中拿出三明治開始吃。
The waiter became quite concerned
服務(wù)生感到相當(dāng)不妥，
and marched over and told them,"You can't eat your own sandeiches in here!"
就走過去告訴他們：“你們不可以在這里吃你們自己的三明治!”
The attorneys looked each other ,
這兩位律師彼此看了一下對(duì)方，
shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
聳聳他們的肩膀，然后就交換三明治。
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