一分鐘的英語小笑話大全
民間笑話是一種根植于日常生活的美學(xué)形態(tài)。笑話產(chǎn)生于日常生活語境之中,以消遣和娛樂為目的,由普通民眾創(chuàng)造、表演和欣賞。小編精心收集了一分鐘的英語小笑話，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
一分鐘的英語小笑話篇1
You said what?
你說什么?
Moe, Larry and Curly had been stranded on a desert island. They were walking alongdisconsolately when Moe happened to kick a bottle lying in the sand. The bottle broke and agenie suddenly emerged before them.
莫伊、賴?yán)途砻虼|礁擱淺而被困在一個(gè)無人荒島上，他們寂寞無助地沿岸邊走著，這時(shí)莫伊踢到沙灘上一只瓶子，那只瓶子破了后，突然出現(xiàn)一個(gè)精靈。
"Thank you. oh Masters, for releasing me from my captivity. For your kindness, please allow meto grant you each a wish. "
“謝謝你們從囚禁我的瓶子中把我放出來，我的主人。為了報(bào)答你們的恩惠，請讓我為每位實(shí)現(xiàn)一個(gè)愿望。”
"Well, it's not too difficult to figure out what I want," said Moe. "I wish I were back home. "
“哦，我的愿望很容易想出來，”莫伊說。“我希望我能回到家里。”
No sooner had he said the words than he was back in dear old Brooklyn.
話一說完，莫伊就已在他可愛的布魯克林老家中。
"I want to be back home, too," said I Larry, and he, too, was instantly transported.
“我也想回家，”賴?yán)f，他馬上也就被送走了。
" Gee, it's alone some here without Moe and Larry," said Curly. "I wish they were here to keepme company. "
“唉，沒有莫伊和賴?yán)?，一個(gè)人在這里真無聊，”卷毛說。“我希望他們能回到這里陪伴我。”
一分鐘的英語小笑話篇2
Oh，good job
哦，你做的真好
Moe, Larry, and Curly were wandering in the Arabian desert when they were captured by a bandof ferocious Bedouin.
莫伊。賴?yán)途砻齻€(gè)傻瓜走在阿拉伯沙漠中時(shí)，一群殘暴的貝都因人把他們抓了起來。
"By the code of the desert you miserable infidels must be destroyed," declared their savageleader. "Set up the guillotine !"
“依據(jù)我們沙漠的規(guī)定，你們這些可憐的異教徒必須被處死，”野蠻的首領(lǐng)說道。“把斷頭臺架設(shè)好。”
Moe was the first to be ordered to the death instrument.
莫伊首先被命令上斷頭臺。
The blade descended but, amazingly, stopped just short of his neck.
但令人驚訝的是，刀具落下時(shí)在接近脖子地方就停止不動了。
"It's a miracle! " declared the Arab. "Release him!"
“這是個(gè)奇跡!”這位阿拉伯人說道。“把他放走!”
Next, Larry placed his head under the huge, razor-sharp blade. But once again it stoppedshort of his neck.
接著賴?yán)杨^放在像剃刀刀片一樣銳利的大刀之下，但又一次刀子在接近他的頸部地方停了下來。
"By Allah, another miracle!" affirmed the sheik once more. "Release him! "
“奉阿拉真主之命，又是另一個(gè)奇跡!”酋長又一次宣布。“放了他!”
Finally, Curly was led to the ominous device. Looking closely he noticed a splinter of woodblocking the path of the blade.
最后卷毛被帶到那不吉利的斷頭臺上，仔細(xì)察看后，他發(fā)現(xiàn)一塊小木片擋住了刀鋒的去路。
"Well, no wonder it's not working," he announced.
“難怪它沒反應(yīng)，”他大聲說道。
"Here's your problem right here."
“你們的問題就在這里”
一分鐘的英語小笑話篇3
Look at My Socks
瞧瞧我的襪子
"Say, that's an interesting pair of socks you've , Charlie, one green and one red. "
“嘿，查理，你穿的這雙襪子真有趣，一只綠色一只紅色。”
"Yeah, and I've got another pair just like it at home."
“是嗎，我家里還有一雙同樣的襪子呢。”
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