英文小笑話大全
英文小笑話大全
笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創(chuàng)作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。小編精心收集了短的英文小笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
短的英文小笑話帶翻譯篇1
Gotta Have Faith
要有信心
The is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on cliff several hundred feet in th air.
有個(gè)關(guān)于在 歐洲座落于高空好幾百英尺懸涯高處的修道院故事。
The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled tothe top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength .
到達(dá)修道院。唯一的方法，就是被懸吊在由數(shù)名修道士用盡他們?nèi)ν侠缴巾數(shù)幕@子里。
Obviously the ride up the steep cliff in that basket was terrifying.
很明顯的，乘坐籃子爬上陡峭的懸崖是相當(dāng)令人害怕的。
One tourist got exceedingly nervous about half-way up as he noticed that the rope by which hewas suspended was old and frayed.
有位旅客約在半途中，注意到懸掛他的繩子很老舊而且被磨損時(shí)，心中感到極度緊張不安。
With trembing voice,he asked the monked who was riding with him in the basket how often theychanged the rope.
他用顫抖的聲音詢問(wèn)與他一同乘坐在籃子里的修道士，他們多久換繩子一次。
The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely,"Whenever it breaks."
修道士想了一會(huì)，然后粗率地回答：“繩子斷掉時(shí)。”
短的英文小笑話帶翻譯篇2
Johnny's Prayer
強(qiáng)尼的祈禱
Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room .
強(qiáng)尼因?yàn)椴还跃捅悔s進(jìn)他的房間。
After a while emerged and informed his mother that he had thought over and then said aprayer .
過(guò)了一會(huì)兒。他就出來(lái)跟他的媽媽說(shuō)他已緩!徹底反省，而且事后禱告了。
"Fine",said the pleased mother.
滿心歡喜的媽媽說(shuō)：“很好，
"If you ask God to help you not misbehave,He will help you."
如果你求上帝幫勘你不要不乖，她就會(huì)幫助你。”
"Oh,I didn't ask Him to help me not misbehave,"said Johnny.
強(qiáng)尼說(shuō)："哦，我沒(méi)有求她幫助我不要不乖;
"I asked him to help you put up with me."
我求它幫助你來(lái)忍受我。”
短的英文小笑話帶翻譯篇3
A cemetery grounds keeper was going about his rounds when he saw a man lying on a grave,
“位墓園管理員在巡視的時(shí)候，看見(jiàn)一名男子躺在墳?zāi)股希?/p>
sobbing loudly and pounding his fits on the ground,
大聲哭泣，并且用他的拳頭重重地敲打地面.他悲痛地說(shuō)：
"Why did you have to die?Oh,why?Why?Why?"he lamented.
"你為什么一定要死?哦，為什么?為什么?為什么?”
"A loved one's passing is a terrible lose."the grounds keeper offered in consolation,
墓園管理員安慰他說(shuō)“心愛(ài)的人死去是個(gè)很難受的損失，
"but someday,the pain will pass."
但是終有一天，傷痛會(huì)過(guò)去的。”
"Love one?" the weeping man said ,looking up.
這位哭泣的男子抬起頭看著他說(shuō)：“心愛(ài)的人?
" I didn't even know the guy."
我根本不認(rèn)識(shí)這個(gè)人。…
"Then why all the tears? "
"那為什么要痛哭流涕呢?…"
"He was my wife's first husband!"
"他是我老婆的笫一任老公呀!”
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