英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話帶翻譯

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　　在交際場(chǎng)合,能恰到好處地講個(gè)笑話或自創(chuàng)一個(gè)幽默,不僅可以體現(xiàn)自己的語(yǔ)言水平,還可以提升個(gè)人魅力。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話帶翻譯篇一

　　A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live inthe United States. After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he askedvarious members of the class to give him the ruler, the book, the pen and so on. The classwent very smoothly and the students seemed interested and serious about the work that theywere engaged in until when my friend turned to an Italian student and said, "Give me thekeys." The man looked surprised and somewhat at a loss. Seeing this, my friend thought thatthe student hadn't heard him clearly, so he repeated. "Give me the keys." The Italian shruggedhis shoulders. Then, he threw his arms around the teacher's neck and kissed him on bothcheeks.

　　我的一位朋友在給一個(gè)成人學(xué)生班級(jí)上英語(yǔ)課。他們都是新近來(lái)美國(guó)生活的。在一張桌子上擺了許多日常用品之后，他請(qǐng)全班同學(xué)給他挑出尺子、書(shū)本、鋼筆等。課進(jìn)行得井然有序，學(xué)生們對(duì)自己所做的似乎很感興趣，也很認(rèn)真。后來(lái)輪到一名來(lái)自意大利的學(xué)生，我的朋友說(shuō)：“給我鑰匙。”那人看起來(lái)非常吃驚，也有點(diǎn)手足無(wú)措?？吹竭@種情況，我的朋友想是他沒(méi)有聽(tīng)清楚，于是又重復(fù)了一遍：“給我鑰匙。”那位意大利學(xué)生聳了聳肩。接著，他伸出胳膊摟住老師的脖子在雙頰上親了兩下。

　　英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話帶翻譯篇二

　　A couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest,and made an appointmentwith the pilot to come back and fetch them in about two weeks. At the end of the two weeks,they had shot a lot of animals that they wanted to load onto the plane. But the pilot said, "This plane won't be able to take more than one wild buffalo. You'll have to leave the othersbehind." Then the hunters protested, saying, "But last year, another pilot with the sameairplane let us take two buffalos and some other animals in the plane as well."So the new pilotthought about it. He was a little bit skeptical, but finally he said, "OK, since you did it last year,I guess this year we can do it again." Then he loaded the two buffalos and a few other animalsin, and the plane took off. Five minutes later, it crashed in a neighboring area.The three menclimbed out and looked around, and one hunter said to the other, "Where do you think we arenow?" The second one surveyed the area and said, "I think we're about one mile to the left ofthe place we crashed last year."

　　有兩個(gè)獵人包機(jī)前往一座森林，到了以后，他們和飛行員約定好兩周后來(lái)接。兩周后，他們射了許多動(dòng)物，而且打算把這些動(dòng)物全部搬上那架小飛機(jī)，可是飛行員說(shuō)：這架飛機(jī)除了一頭野牛外，沒(méi)辦法再多載了。你們必須把其他的獵物都留下。獵人說(shuō)：但是去年另一個(gè)飛行員開(kāi)一樣的飛機(jī)，就讓我們帶兩只水牛，還有一些其他的動(dòng)物上機(jī)!因?yàn)樗麄冞@樣抗議，所以那個(gè)新飛行員想了一想后，盡管還是有點(diǎn)存疑，最后還是妥協(xié)說(shuō)：好吧!如果去年可以做到，今年應(yīng)該也可以。所以他裝了兩頭水牛和一些其他的動(dòng)物。結(jié)果飛機(jī)起飛五分鐘后，就墜落在鄰近的地方。這3個(gè)人從飛機(jī)爬出來(lái)看了看四周，其中一個(gè)獵人對(duì)另一個(gè)說(shuō)：你認(rèn)為我們現(xiàn)在在哪兒?那個(gè)人瞧了一下，說(shuō)：我想大概距離去年墜機(jī)的地方西邊一英哩遠(yuǎn)!

　　英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話帶翻譯篇三

　　A couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. The loser,turning to his opponent in a combative frame of mind, cried: "I'll law you to the CircuitCourt."

　　一對(duì)性情乖僻的老夫妻發(fā)生了爭(zhēng)吵，一直鬧到地方法官那里。敗訴的一方以一種臨戰(zhàn)的姿態(tài)沖著對(duì)方嚷道：

　　“我要到巡回法庭去告你。”

　　"I'm willing," said the other.

　　“愿意奉陪。”另一個(gè)說(shuō)。

　　"I'll law you to the Supreme Court."

　　“我要到最高法院去告你。”

　　"I'll be there."

　　“我也陪你。”

　　"And I'll law the hell!"

　　“我還要到地獄去告你。”

　　"My attorney will be there," was the calm reply.

　　“我的代理人會(huì)奉陪的。”對(duì)方平靜的說(shuō)。