英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯兩分鐘
前蘇聯(lián)著名作家高爾基說過,“哪里有人,哪里就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調(diào)劑品”。小編精心收集了兩分鐘英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
兩分鐘英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇1
Millionaire
百萬(wàn)富翁
CEO: "My wife made a millionaire out of me."
主管：我妻子使我成為百萬(wàn)富翁。
Assistant: "What were you before?"
助手：以前你是什么?
CEO: "a multimillionaire."
主管：千萬(wàn)富翁。
兩分鐘英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇2
A Boeing 747 was flying in the night sky of the Pacific Ocean. The captain got on the loudspeaker:" Travellers, one of our engines was out of order , therefore we’ll arrive in Tokyo anhour late ."
一架波音747飛行在太平洋的夜空，喇叭里傳來(lái)機(jī)長(zhǎng)的聲音：“旅客們，我們的一個(gè)引擎壞了，因此我們將晚到達(dá)東京一個(gè)小時(shí)。”
After a short while, the trumpet rang out again:" Everybody, the second one of our fourengines went wrong, we will reach Tokyo late three hours as a result." At this time, thepassengers started disturbance.
過了一會(huì)兒，喇叭再次響起：“諸位，我們四個(gè)引擎中又壞了一個(gè)引擎，為此我們將晚到三個(gè)小時(shí)。”這時(shí)，乘客開始騷動(dòng)。
Someone said:" In case another engine is down again , we’ll be up here all night." Moreover, achap got to shouting unendurably:" I do not choose to take your awful airplane any longer, letme get off quickly."
有人說：“萬(wàn)一再壞一個(gè)，我們得呆在天上一整夜了。”還有已經(jīng)受不了的，大叫：“我再也不坐你們的破飛機(jī)了，快讓我下去。”
兩分鐘英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇3
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oraltest.
一位剛剛做完一場(chǎng)有關(guān)心理健康講座的心理學(xué)指導(dǎo)老師，正在進(jìn)行一個(gè)口頭測(cè)試。
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patientwho walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chairweeping uncontrollably the next?"
測(cè)試主題定為躁狂抑郁癥，她問道：“你將怎樣診斷這樣的一個(gè)病人，他先是來(lái)回走著并大聲叫喊了一分鐘，然后坐在一張椅子上失控般地哭泣。”
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"
一個(gè)坐在后面的年輕人舉手答道：“他是一個(gè)籃球教練?”
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