英語冷笑話大全
冷笑話是近幾年新興的一種語言現象,它輕松詼諧、別具一格,給我們緊張的生活增添了幾分輕松的情趣,它一出現便受到了大多數人的喜愛。小編精心收集了爆笑英語冷笑話，供大家欣賞學習!
爆笑英語冷笑話篇1
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
“昨天給你的錢干什么了?”
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly.
“你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。
"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
“再給你兩分錢?？赡銥槭裁磳δ俏焕咸敲锤信d趣呢?”
"She is the one who sells the candy."
“她是個賣糖果的。”
爆笑英語冷笑話篇2
At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess.
在一次晚餐聚會上，一位靦腆的年輕人一直在冥思苦想對女主人說一些好聽的話。
At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a small appetite you have tonight, Mr. Jones."
機會終于來了，女主人轉向他說：“瓊斯先生，您今晚的飯量太小了。”
"To sit next to you," he replied gallantly, "would cause any man to lose his appetite."
“坐在您身邊，”他殷勤的說道，“任何男人都會失去胃口的。”
爆笑英語冷笑話篇3
A Man of Actions
言出必行
A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University.“You can have nodoubt,”shouted a young man excitedly,“that if the Dean does not take back what he said to methis morning, I'll leave Oxford this very evening!”
一群學生聚在牛津的校園里，一個年輕人情緒激動地叫道：“毋庸置疑，如果系主任不收回他今早對我說的話，我今晚就離開牛津。”
A buzzing noise followed.“What a man of actions!”one said in admiration.“How should wesupport him and learn from him!”said another.
下面一片喧嘩。“真是個言出必行的人。”一個人艷羨地說。另一個說：“我們要支持他、學習他。”
Suddenly, a girl asked,“What did the Dean say to you, Hob?”
突然，一個女孩問道：“系主任對你說什么了，霍波?”
He bent and whispered to her,“Well,er...er...Miss Rose, er...he told me to get clean away fromOxford this very evening!”
他彎下腰小聲說：“哦，呃…呃…，羅斯小姐，呃…他說要我今晚從牛津滾出去。”
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