笑話可能只是文字游戲,但有時它在人們解決生活中的困惑時起著重要作用。小編精心收集了短一些英語笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!

　　短一些英語笑話帶翻譯篇1

　　excuse for speeding

　　趕緊到達(dá)那里

　　harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.

　　哈里與勞埃德超速行駛，一輛警車攔住了他們。

　　"why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.

　　“你們?yōu)槭裁撮_那么快?”警官喊道。

　　"our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!

　　“我們的剎車不好，因此我們想在發(fā)生事故前趕緊到達(dá)目的地。”

　　短一些英語笑話帶翻譯篇2

　　why is he howling.

　　他為什么喊

　　dentist: please stop howling. i haven't even touched your tooth yet.

　　牙醫(yī)：請你不要再喊了!我還沒碰你的牙呢。

　　patient: i know, but you are standing on my foot!

　　病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀!

　　短一些英語笑話帶翻譯篇3

　　i'm not having it all cut off

　　沒把頭發(fā)全剪掉啊

　　miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. but this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. while miles was at the barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him.

　　麥爾斯有時在上班時間去理發(fā)館理發(fā)，但這是違反辦公室規(guī)定的：職員只能利用自己的時間理發(fā)。一天，正當(dāng)麥爾斯理發(fā)時，經(jīng)理碰巧也進(jìn)來理發(fā)，而且就坐在他旁邊。

　　"hello, miles," the manager said. "i see that you are having your hair cut in office time."

　　"你好，麥爾斯，"經(jīng)理說。"我看到你在上班時間理發(fā)了。"

　　"yes, sir, i am," admitted miles calmly. "you see, sir, it grows in office time."

　　"是的，先生。正是這樣。"麥爾斯平靜地承認(rèn)了。"可先生，你看，頭發(fā)是在上班時間長的。"

　　"not all of it," said the manager at once. "some of it grows in your own time."

　　"不全都是吧，"經(jīng)理立刻說，"有一些是在你自己的時間里長的。"

　　"yes, sir, that's quite true." answered miles politely, "but i'm not having it all cut off."

　　"對呀，先生，你說得很對。"麥爾斯禮貌地回答說，"但我并沒有把頭發(fā)全都剪掉啊。"

　　
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