冷笑話作為一種新興的頗受年輕人和網(wǎng)民喜愛的語言方式,一般不會使讀者在聽到或者讀到之后立即發(fā)笑,而往往會停頓一下才能明白其中的幽默點(diǎn)。小編精心收集了幽默英語笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!

　　幽默英語笑話帶翻譯篇1

　　a sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?

　　一個主日學(xué)校的老師正在對學(xué)生講使別人高興的重要性。現(xiàn)在，孩子們，她說：你們當(dāng)中有誰讓別人高興過?

　　please, teacher, said a small boy, i've made someone glad yesterday.

　　我，老師，一個小男孩說：昨天我就使別人高興過。

　　well done. who was that?

　　做得好，是誰呢?

　　my granny.

　　我奶奶。

　　good boy. now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.

　　好孩子，現(xiàn)在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。

　　please, teacher, i went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. then i said to her, ‘granny, i'm going home,’ and she said, ‘well, i'm glad’!

　　是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然后我跟她說：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說：‘啊，我很高興!’

　　幽默英語笑話帶翻譯篇2

　　hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, i made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. uh-oh, i said, realizing my mistake. i just make an illegal turn.

　　我趕著開車將11歲的女兒送到學(xué)校去，在紅燈處右拐了，而那是不允許的(譯注:在一些國家如英國,其交通規(guī)則是車輛左行的,與我國相反)。啊噢，意識到犯了錯誤，我說。我剛才拐彎是違章的。

　　i guess it's all right, my daughter replied, the police car behind us did the same thing.

　　我想那沒關(guān)系的，女兒回答說：我們后面的警車也同樣拐了彎。

　　幽默英語笑話帶翻譯篇3

　　a lady lost her handbag. it was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. looking in her purse, she commented, "hmmm.... that's funny. when i lost my bag there was a bill in it. now there are twenty class="main">