英語笑話大全
英語笑話大全
笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個(gè)民族的生存環(huán)境、生活方式、社會(huì)關(guān)系和心理特征等等。小編精心收集了爆笑英文笑話，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
爆笑英文笑話篇1
a fine match
one day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. she was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. there she bought a mousetrap. the shopkeeper said to her, "put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse."
the lady went home with her mousetrap, but when she looked in her cupboard, she could not find any cheese in it. she did not want to go back to the shop, because it was very late, so she cut a picture of some cheese out of a magazine and put that in the trap.
surprisingly, the picture of the cheese was quite successful! when the lady came down to the kitchen the next morning she found a picture of a mouse in the trap beside the picture of the cheese!
勢(shì)均力敵
有一天某位女士看到一只老鼠在自家的廚房地板上竄過。她很害怕老鼠，所以她沖出屋子，搭上了公共汽車直奔商店。在那兒，她買了一只老鼠夾。店主告訴她：“放點(diǎn)奶酪在里面，很快你就會(huì)逮住那只老鼠的。”
爆笑英文笑話篇2
twin lobsters
once i had achieved success as an entertainer, i wanted to impress my mom. i brought her to las vegas for dinner at caesar's palace. among other items, the menu listed "twin lobsters - ."
"why don't you order that, mom?" i asked. "i know how much you like lobster."
she looked at me with the eyes of a skeptic and shook her head. "how do they know they're really twins?"
孿生龍蝦
我當(dāng)演員取得成功后，想在媽媽面前炫耀一番。于是，我?guī)е嚼咕S加斯的凱撒宮去吃飯。在菜譜中有道菜是“孿生龍蝦--45美元。”
“你為什么不點(diǎn)那個(gè)呢，媽?”我問道：“我知道你很喜歡吃龍蝦了。”
她滿眼狐疑地看著我，然后搖了搖頭。“他們?cè)趺粗浪鼈兇_實(shí)是孿生的呢?”
爆笑英文笑話篇3
an old couple's quarrel
a couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. the loser, turning to his opponent in a combative frame of mind, cried: "i'll law you to the circuit court."
"i'm willing," said the other.
"i'll law you to the supreme court."
"i'll be there."
"and i'll law the hell!"
"my attorney will be there," was the calm reply.
老夫妻吵架
一對(duì)性情乖僻的老夫妻發(fā)生了爭(zhēng)吵，一直鬧到地方法官那里。敗訴的一方以一種臨戰(zhàn)的姿態(tài)沖著對(duì)方嚷道：“我要到巡回法庭去告你。”
“愿意奉陪。”另一個(gè)說。
“我要到最高法院去告你。”
“我也陪你。”
“我還要到地獄去告你。”
“我的代理人會(huì)奉陪的。”對(duì)方平靜的說。
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