英語笑話帶翻譯
英語笑話帶翻譯
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英語笑話帶翻譯篇1
the effectiveness of advertisement
廣告的效力
some businessmen were talking about advertising on tv excitedly. as none of them had ever done it before, every one had his point of view。
一群商人正熱烈地討論在電視上做廣告。他們中沒有人做過，所以每個人都有自己的想法。
at this moment, mr. grey came by. grey was a car dealer and he had once made an advertisement。
此時，格雷先生進(jìn)來了。格雷是一個汽車經(jīng)銷商，他曾經(jīng)做過一次廣告。
"what are you talking about?" mr. grey asked。
“你們在討論什么?”格雷先生問。
"does advertisement work or not?" one of the businessmen asked。
“廣告有用不?”其中一位商人問。
"oh, yes, it works very fast," mr. grey said. " i once advertised for my watch-dog and offered a reward of 0."
“噢，有用，而且見效非?？臁?rdquo;格雷先生說，“我曾經(jīng)發(fā)布了一條廣告，要招聘一個值班員，報(bào)酬是100美金。”
"did you get the dog back?"
“你招聘到人了嗎?”
"no, but that very night three of my cars were stolen."
“沒，但是那個晚上我的三輛車被偷走了。”
英語笑話帶翻譯篇2
Keys? Kiss?
A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various members of the class to give him the ruler, the book, the pen and so on. The class went very smoothly and the students seemed interested and serious about the work that they were engaged in until when my friend turned to an Italian student and said, "Give me the kays." The man looked surprised and somewhat at a loss. Seeing this, my friend thought that the student hadn't heard him clearly, so he repeated. "Give me the kays." The Italian shrugged his shoulders. Then, he threw his arms around the teacher's neck and kissed him on both cheeks.
中文翻譯：
鑰匙還是接吻
我的一位朋友在給一個成人學(xué)生班級上英語課。他們都是新近來美國生活的。在一張桌子上擺了許多日常用品之后，他請全班同學(xué)給他挑出尺子，書本，鋼筆等。課進(jìn)行得井然有序，學(xué)生們對自己所做的似乎很感興趣，也很認(rèn)真。后來輪到一名來自意大利的學(xué)生，我的朋友說：“給我鑰匙。”那人看起來非常吃驚，也有點(diǎn)手足無措?？吹竭@種情況，我的朋友想是他沒有聽清楚，于是又重復(fù)了一遍：“給我鑰匙。”那位意大利學(xué)生聳了聳肩。接著，他伸出胳膊摟住老師的脖子在雙頰上親了兩下。
英語笑話帶翻譯篇3
a useful lesson
in england nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar.
mr. thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often，but he never took his son，tom，because he was too young. then when tom had his eighteenth birthday， mr.thompson took him to his usual bar for the first time.they drank for half an hour， and then mr.thompson said to his son，“now， tom，i want to teach you a useful lesson.you must always be careful not to drink too much. and how do you know when you've had enough? well， i'll tell you.do you see those two lights at the end of the bar? when they seem to have become four，you've had enough and should go home.”
“but， dad，” said tom，“i can only see one light at the end of the bar.”
有益的教訓(xùn)
在英國，十八歲以下的人不準(zhǔn)進(jìn)酒吧喝酒。
湯普森先生以前常常去他家附近的一個酒吧喝酒，但他從來不帶他的兒子湯姆去，因?yàn)樗昙o(jì)太小。后來，當(dāng)湯姆年滿十八歲的時候，湯普森先生第一次帶他去他常去的那家酒吧。他們喝了半個小時，而后，湯普森先生對他兒子說：“湯姆，現(xiàn)在我要告訴你一個有益的教訓(xùn)。你必須時時小心不要喝得太多。你怎么知道你喝夠了呢?好，我來告訴你。你看見酒吧那頭有兩盞燈嗎?當(dāng)那兩盞燈看起來變成四盞的時候，你就喝夠了，應(yīng)該回家了。
“可是，爸爸。”湯姆說：“在酒吧那頭我只能看見一盞燈。”
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