故事笑話英語
故事笑話英語
笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創(chuàng)作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。笑話可能只是文字游戲,但有時(shí)它在人們解決生活中的困惑時(shí)起著重要作用。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的簡(jiǎn)單英語笑話故事，歡迎欣賞!
簡(jiǎn)單英語笑話故事篇1
A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She called the obituary department and said, "This is what I want to print: Bernie is dead.” The man at the newspaper said, "But for you are allowed to print six words.” The woman answered, "OK. Then print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale.”
一個(gè)男人死了，他的妻子給報(bào)社打電話要刊登一個(gè)訃告。她接通了負(fù)責(zé)刊登訃告的部門的電話說:“我想刊登這句話:博尼死了。”報(bào)社負(fù)責(zé)人說:"25美元您可以刊登6個(gè)字。”妻子想了想說:“好吧，那就這樣登:博尼死了，本田車出售。”
簡(jiǎn)單英語笑話故事篇2
Maxine, the platinum blonde, reported for her final examination which consisted of Yes/No answers. She took her seat in the examination hall, stared at the question paper, and then in a bit of inspiration, took a quarter out of her purse. She started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet" Yes" for heads and "No" for tails. Within 30 minutes she was all done whereas the rest of the class was still sweating it out. During the last few minutes of the exam period，Maxine frantically started flipping the coin again.
麥西尼有一頭銀白色秀發(fā)，正在參加期末考試，試卷上的題目只有“對(duì)”和“不對(duì)”兩種答案。她在考場(chǎng)里坐了下來開始答卷，這時(shí)她靈機(jī)一動(dòng)，從錢包里拿出了一枚兩角五分的硬幣，往上拋硬幣，出現(xiàn)正面就填“對(duì)”，反面就填“不對(duì)”。只用了30分鐘的時(shí)間，她就做完了，而此時(shí)別的同學(xué)還在冥思苦想。但離考試完畢還有最后幾分鐘時(shí)，麥西尼又開始瘋狂地拋硬幣。
The moderator, concerned about what she was doing, stopped by her desk and asked if she was ok.
監(jiān)考官對(duì)她的所作所為很好奇，便走到她的桌旁，問她是否有問題。
"Oh yes, I' m fine. I finished the exam a half hour ago一but,”explaining the frantic coin tossing, "I' m going back through and checking my answers!”
“我還好，半小時(shí)前我就答完了，現(xiàn)在我想從后往前的再檢查一遍。”她這樣解釋拋硬幣的原因。
簡(jiǎn)單英語笑話故事篇3
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
一對(duì)夫婦正在慶祝他們的金婚紀(jì)念日，他們多年平靜的生活，成為小鎮(zhèn)上流傳的佳話，一個(gè)小報(bào)記者要求采訪他們這段長(zhǎng)久而幸福的婚姻的秘密。
"Well，it dates back to our honeymoon,”explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, ‘That's once' .We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, `That's twice.’We hadn't gone a half一mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead. I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, `That's once'.”
“這要從我們的蜜月說起，”男的說，“我們?nèi)ヂ眯辛舜髰{谷，而且用騾子馱著行李走到了谷底，我們沒有走多遠(yuǎn)，我妻子的騾子就跌倒了，妻子平靜地說:‘這是一次’。我們繼續(xù)走遠(yuǎn)了一些，騾子又跌倒了，我妻子又平靜地說:‘這是第二次’。我們又走了不到半里，騾子第三次跌倒，我妻子從背包里拿出了手槍，射死了那頭騾子。始想去阻止她這樣對(duì)待那頭騾子，可她看著我平靜地說‘這是第一次”，。
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