外國(guó)最新風(fēng)趣笑話

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　　外國(guó)最新風(fēng)趣笑話：第一次約會(huì)

　　After being with his blind date all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with her. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if some- thing like this happened.

　　一個(gè)男的和他第一次約會(huì)的女友共度了整個(gè)晚上，現(xiàn)在再多呆一分鐘他都無(wú)法忍受了。事先，他就秘密的和朋友商量好了，一旦出現(xiàn)樣的情況，朋友就打電話給他，這樣他去接電話，就有借口離開(kāi)了。

　　When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.”

　　接完電話后，他回來(lái)了，垂一下了眼睛，一臉沮喪地說(shuō):“我有一個(gè)壞消息，我的爺爺剛剛?cè)ナ懒恕?rdquo;

　　"Thank heavens,” his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!”

　　“感謝上帝，”女伴回答道:“幸虧你有壞消息，要不然，我就要有壞消息告訴你了。”

　　外國(guó)最新風(fēng)趣笑話：主日課

　　A boy arrived late to his Sunday school class. He was normally punctual so the teacher asked if anything was wrong. The boy admitted that he had originally planned to go fishing, but his father had told him he must go to church instead. Impressed, the teacher asked if the boy’s father had explained why it was more important for him to go to church than to go fishing. "Yes，”the youngster replied. "He said he didn’t have enough bait for both of us.”

　　一個(gè)小男孩上主日課遲到了?？伤綍r(shí)總是很準(zhǔn)時(shí)的，所以老師就問(wèn)他是不是出了什么問(wèn)題。小男孩回答說(shuō)，他本來(lái)計(jì)劃今天去釣魚(yú)的，但是他的父親卻讓他必須去教堂。老師很感動(dòng)，接著問(wèn)他的父親有沒(méi)有告訴他為什么去教堂比釣魚(yú)更重要?“是的，”小男孩回答說(shuō)，“他說(shuō)他帶的魚(yú)餌不夠兩個(gè)人用。”

　　外國(guó)最新風(fēng)趣笑話：蘇珊會(huì)唱卡拉OK

　　As a college student, I worked in the evenings at a shop. On slow nights, my coworker Susan often sang along with the radio while we did paperwork and restocked merchandise. One evening as the manager was leaving, I expressed my concern to him about our safety, being two women working alone at night. “Oh, you’ll be fine,” he said with a wave of his hand. "If you see anybody who looks suspicious, just warn them that Susan knows karaoke.”

　　我是一個(gè)大學(xué)生，所以只能晚上在一家商店打工。我的同事蘇珊經(jīng)常在我們記賬和理貨的時(shí)候隨著收音機(jī)唱歌。一天晚上，經(jīng)理剛要走，我對(duì)他說(shuō)了我對(duì)我們的安全感到不安，因?yàn)橥砩现挥形覀儍蓚€(gè)女的工作。“噢，你們不用擔(dān)心。”他揮著手說(shuō)。“如果你們看到任何可疑的人，就警告他們說(shuō)蘇珊會(huì)唱卡拉OK。”