外國(guó)英語(yǔ)風(fēng)趣笑話四則
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外國(guó)英語(yǔ)風(fēng)趣笑話:一元錢
The teacher asked Tom:"Why did you come to school so late this morning?"
老師問(wèn)湯姆:“今天早上你為什么遲到了?”
"Someone lost one dollar.”Answered Tom.
“有個(gè)人丟了一塊錢。”湯姆回答說(shuō)。
"Oh,now I know money ,”the teacher you helped him find said.
“噢,我知道了,你幫助他找錢了。”老師說(shuō)。
"No,I stood on the money until the person went away," was Tom's reply.
“我一直站在那一塊錢上,直到所有的人都走了。”湯姆回答說(shuō)。
外國(guó)英語(yǔ)風(fēng)趣笑話:洗臉
Teacher: David,why don’t you wash your facie`? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning?
老師:“戴維,你為什么不洗洗你的臉呢?我都看得出來(lái)你今天一早上吃的是什么。”
David: What was it?
戴維:“我吃什么了呢?”
Teacher: Eggs.
老師:“雞蛋。”
David: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.
戴維:“不對(duì),老師,那是我昨天吃的。”
外國(guó)英語(yǔ)風(fēng)趣笑話:偉大的科學(xué)家
Teacher; Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century?
老師:“誰(shuí)能告訴我有關(guān)十八世紀(jì)的偉大科學(xué)家的一些事情呢?
Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.
學(xué)生:“老師,我可以,他們都死了。”
外國(guó)英語(yǔ)風(fēng)趣笑話:太快與太慢
A man traveling at 130 miles per hour on the road was stopped by traffic police.
一個(gè)男人把車開到了每小時(shí)130英里的時(shí)速。警察把他攔了一下來(lái)。
“Sorry, officer.” Said the driver, “Was I driving too fast?”
“對(duì)不起,警官,”司機(jī)說(shuō),“我是不是開得太快了?”
“No, sir. You were flying too slow.”
“沒有,先生,你只是飛得太慢了。”