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　　外國英語趣味故事：訃告

　　A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She called the obituary department and said, "This is what I want to print: Bernie is dead.” The man at the newspaper said, "But for you are allowed to print six words.” The woman answered, "OK. Then print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale.”

　　一個男人死了，他的妻子給報社打電話要刊登一個訃告。她接通了負責刊登訃告的部門的電話說:“我想刊登這句話:博尼死了。”報社負責人說:"25美元您可以刊登6個字。”妻子想了想說:“好吧，那就這樣登:博尼死了，本田車出售。”

　　外國英語趣味故事：借口

　　A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him. "There is no way they can catch a Mercedes,” he thought to him- self and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100, 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him.

　　一個人剛剛買了一輛奔馳車，準備到州與州之間的公路上來一個夜晚兜風。他來到了最高處，微風輕輕拂過了他的發(fā)梢，這個人想讓自己的愛車大顯身手一番。指針指到了80英里/小時，突然，他看到了身后有一個閃爍的紅藍燈，“他們根本就別想追上我的奔馳。”他心想，于是加足了馬力。指針指到90,100,110,最后到了120，可那個燈還在后面閃著。

　　"What in hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "I’ve had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don’t feel like more paperwork，so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before you can go”

　　“我到底在干什么呀!”他突然想到了什么，馬上把車停在了路旁。警察走了過來，二話沒說就拿走了他的駕照，然后看了看駕照和車說:“我上晚班已很累了，這是我最后一次叫停車。你要是能給我一個我從來沒聽過的借口，說明你為什么開這快車，我就不再做什么記錄了，你就可以離開。”

　　“Last week my wife ran off with a cop,” The man said "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!”

　　“上星期我的妻子和一個警察跑了，”男的說，“我還以為你追我，是想把我妻子還給我呢!”

　　"Have a nice night,” said the officer.

　　警察說:“過一個愉快的夜晚。”

　　外國英語故事：運氣太差

　　Sadie's husband Jake has been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet his faithful wife stays by his bedside day and night.

　　莎迪的丈夫杰克已經昏迷好幾個月了，他忠實的妻子不分晝夜地陪在他的床邊。

　　one night, Jake comes to and motions for her to come closer. He says, "My Sadie, you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what, Sadie?"

　　一天晚上，杰克蘇醒過來，示意他的妻子離近些，然后他說:“我的莎迪，你和我一起歷經了多少的苦難呀，當我失業(yè)的時候，你在一旁支持我;當我生意失敗的時候，你在一旁陪伴我;當我被打傷的時候，你在一旁陪伴我;當我們失去房產時，你在一旁陪伴我;當我生病的時候，你依舊在我的身邊。你知道嗎，莎迪?”

　　"What dear?" she asked gently.

　　“什么，親愛的?”莎迪輕聲地問。

　　"I think you're bad luck.”

　　“我覺得你的運氣太差了。”