外國(guó)英語(yǔ)趣味笑話四則
外國(guó)英語(yǔ)趣味笑話四則
在日常繁忙的生活,也不要忘記了放松自己。下面學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)?lái)外國(guó)英語(yǔ)趣味笑話四則,希望大家喜歡!
外國(guó)英語(yǔ)趣味笑話:大學(xué)畢業(yè)生
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store.”
一個(gè)年輕人被一家超市錄用了,第一天去報(bào)到的時(shí)候,超市經(jīng)理微笑著與他握手致意,然后遞給他一個(gè)掃把,說道:“你的第一個(gè)工作是把商店打掃干凈。”
"But I' m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly.
“但是我是大學(xué)畢業(yè)生啊。”年輕人有些憤怒的答道。
"Oh, I’m sorry. I didn't know that,” said the manager. "Here, give me the broom 一I'll show you how.”
“噢,是這樣。”很抱歉,我不知道經(jīng)理說。“把掃把給我,我做個(gè)示范給你看。”
外國(guó)英語(yǔ)趣味笑話:女人最喜愛哪四種動(dòng)物呢
A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage,a tiger in the bedroom, and a jackass who'll pay for it all.
衣柜里的“水貂”,車庫(kù)里的“美洲虎”,臥室里的“猛虎”,和愿意為她們買這些的“傻驢”。
外國(guó)英語(yǔ)趣味笑話:生日禮物
The couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I' 11 buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday. Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and he doesn’t get her anything.
一對(duì)夫妻由于很多年都相處不融洽,所以丈夫想:“我要買一塊墓地送給我妻子做生日禮物。”你能想象他妻子有多失望。第二年,妻子的生日又到了,但是他沒有給她任何東西。
She says,“ Why didn't you get me a birthday present?"
妻子說:“為什么你不送給我生日禮物。”
He says, "You didn't use what I got you Last year!”
丈夫回答:“因?yàn)槿ツ晡宜湍愕纳斩Y物你沒有用。”
外國(guó)英語(yǔ)趣味笑話:猜疑心
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him,"Great, so now you’re cheating on me with a bald woman!” The next night, when she didn’t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying," She's not only bald,but she’s too cheap to buy any perfume !”
曾有過這么一個(gè)老婆,由于強(qiáng)烈的猜疑心,以至于每晚當(dāng)他丈夫回家之后,她因?yàn)闆]能從她丈夫的上衣上找到頭發(fā)而對(duì)他大吼道:“好啊!你竟然為了一個(gè)禿頭女人而欺騙我!”第二天晚上,她沒有聞到丈夫身上有香水味,她又對(duì)他大吼道:“她不僅是個(gè)禿頭女人,還是個(gè)窮的連香水都買不起的女人!”