經(jīng)典幽默英語故事四則
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經(jīng)典幽默英語故事:懶惰的結(jié)果
Mother; Why were you kept after school today, Johnny?
媽媽:約翰尼,你今天放學(xué)以后為什么被留下了?
Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on "The Result of Laziness", and I fumed in a blank sheet of paper.
約翰尼:老師叫我們寫一篇題為“徽惰的結(jié)果”的作文,我交了一張白卷。
經(jīng)典幽默英語故事:后悔
Little George was his dad asked him why.
一天喬治哭了,他爸爸問他怎么了。
“I’ve lost 5 pence,” sobbed George.
“我丟了五便士。”喬治哭著說。
"Never mind,” said his dad kindly, "Here's another S pence for you.”
“沒關(guān)系。”爸爸和藹地說。“我再給你五便士。”
At which George howled louder that ever.
但喬治哭得比以前更響了。
"Now what is it?" asked his dad.
“這是怎么了?”爸爸問。
"I wish I' d said I' d lost 10 pence!”
“我后悔剛才沒說丟了十便士。”
經(jīng)典幽默英語故事:他贏了
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?
湯姆:約翰尼,你小弟弟好嗎?
Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
約翰尼:他害病臥床了。他受了傷
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
湯姆:真糟糕,怎么回事?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
約翰尼:我們做游戲,看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠,他贏了。
經(jīng)典幽默英語故事:睡前禱告詞
Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. “Please God,” she said "Make Na pies the capital of Italy”
朱莉葉在做睡前祈禱。“禱告上帝。”她說:“讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都吧。”
Her mother interrupted and said. "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?" And Julie replied, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam”
她媽媽打斷她說:“朱莉葉,你為什么求上帝讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都呢?”朱莉葉回答說:“因為我在我的地理考卷上就這么寫的。”