幽默生活英語笑話四則

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　　幽默生活英語笑話：相反的例子

　　An aesthetics professor’s grandson asked his grandfather，"grandpa，why did you say that all the false are ugly?”

　　美學教授的孫子問他爺爺:“爺爺，為什么您說，一切假的都是丑的?”

　　"That is certainly true. Couldn't you give me an opposite example?”

　　“那當然了!難道你還能舉出相反的例子來?”

　　“Oh，yes,"the grandson，climbing in his grandfather’s knee，said proudly，“Looking at yourself，when you put on your false teeth，you look younger and lively; when you get off them,you mouth looks empty and shriveled, which is really ugly Isn’t it an opposite example?”

　　“能!”孫子爬上爺爺?shù)南ヮ^，得意地說:“您瞧您自己一裝上假牙后又年輕又精神，拿掉假牙，嘴巴又空又癟，那才丑呢!這不是相反的例子嗎?”

　　The professor could find no answer.

　　教授無言以對。

　　幽默生活英語笑話：理智的交談

　　A Sri一Lankian professor went to London on his sabbatical. After three months he was tired of English food and went to a butcher shop to buy something to allay his homesickness.

　　一位斯里蘭卡教授到倫敦去修教學假。三個月以后他吃厭了英國的飯菜，就到肉鋪去買點東西來減輕他的思鄉(xiāng)之情。

　　“Have you brain?”he asked the butcher.

　　“你有腦子嗎?”他問賣肉的。

　　The butcher stared at him for a minute then said，“If I had any，do you think I'd be working here?”

　　賣肉的愣愣地看著他，半晌才說:“如果我有腦子，你想我還會在這兒干嗎?”

　　幽默生活英語笑話：牙醫(yī)的解釋

　　Little Jackie's mother was on the telephone with the boy's dentist.“I don't understand it，”she complained，“I thought his treatment would only cost ，but you have charged me ”

　　杰克的媽媽在給杰克的牙醫(yī)打電話。“我不明白，”她袍怨地說，“我以為他的治療費只需10美元，可你要了我40美元。”

　　"It is usually ，madam，"agreed the dentist，“But Jackie yelled so loudly that three of my other patients ran away.”

　　“夫人，一般情況下是10美元，”牙醫(yī)贊同地說，“可是杰克大聲地喊叫，嚇跑了另外三位患者。”

　　幽默生活英語笑話：你現(xiàn)在感覺如何

　　Tom groaned to the doctor in his school's hospital, "My arm hurts, my stomach hurts, my chest hurts, my neck hurts, my shoulder hurts,and my head hurts."

　　湯姆呻吟著對校醫(yī)院的大夫說:“我的胳膊疼，肚子疼，胸口疼，月李子疼，雙肩疼，頭也疼。”

　　The doctor examined the patient. She began by tapping the knee with a small hammer to test his reflexes.“How do you feel now?”she asked.

　　大夫開始給他檢查。大夫用一把小錘子敲打他的膝關(guān)節(jié)看他的反應(yīng)，“你現(xiàn)在感覺怎么樣?”醫(yī)生問。

　　"Now my knee hurts，too.”groaned Tom.

　　“現(xiàn)在我的膝部也疼了。”湯姆呻吟地說。