少年兒童的英語(yǔ)小笑話閱讀
笑話是一種用來(lái)逗笑取樂(lè)的文體。笑話，不僅能讓同學(xué)們?cè)谌粘Ｉ詈蛯W(xué)習(xí)中不時(shí)地會(huì)心一笑，還能從中學(xué)習(xí)到不少的英語(yǔ)知識(shí)，小編今天就給大家?guī)?lái)了英語(yǔ)的笑話，供您查閱
英語(yǔ)笑話一
It happened that a Dog had got a piece of meat and was carrying it home in his mouth to eat it in peace. Now, on his way home he had to cross a plank lying across a running brook. As he crossed, he looked down and saw his own shadow reflected in the water beneath. Thinking it was another dog with another piece of meat, he made up his mind to have that also. So he made a snap at the shadow in the water, but as he opened his mouth the piece of meat fell out, dropped into the water and was never seen more. 一只狗嘴里銜著一塊肉，走過(guò)一條河上面的橋，看見(jiàn)他自己在水里的影子，以為是另一只狗，那時(shí)狗銜著的肉，比他自己的還要大一倍。因此他仍掉自己的那一塊，狠狠地?fù)湎蚰侵还?，想奪到那一塊較大的肉。結(jié)果兩頭都落了空，因?yàn)樗胍ト≡谒械哪且粔K，只不過(guò)是一個(gè)影子，而原來(lái)的那一塊，也被水沖走了。Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. 謹(jǐn)記，切莫因追逐幻影而丟失已有的東西。
英語(yǔ)笑話二
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."一個(gè)人給一家他計(jì)劃在假期里停留的小旅館寫了封信，“我非常希望帶著我的狗，它很干凈很有教養(yǎng)，你能允許它和我睡一間屋子嗎?”旅館主人立即回了封信，“我經(jīng)營(yíng)旅館很多年了，狗從沒(méi)偷過(guò)毛巾，床單， 餐具，或者墻上的畫。我也從沒(méi)有在半夜因?yàn)楣泛茸砗[而趕走它，狗也從不不付帳就跑掉。實(shí)際上我們非常歡迎您的狗來(lái)我們旅館，如果它為您擔(dān)保，也歡迎您來(lái)。
英語(yǔ)笑話三
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW."Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined."You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"一個(gè)律師打開(kāi)他的寶馬車門，突然一輛汽車駛過(guò)來(lái)把門撞飛了，警察趕到現(xiàn)場(chǎng)，律師正痛苦地抱怨毀壞了他心愛(ài)的寶馬。“警察同志，看看他們把我的車弄的!!!”律師哀怨地說(shuō)。“你們律師真是物質(zhì)至上，我很不舒服!”警察反駁說(shuō)，“你這么關(guān)心你可惡的寶馬，你可能沒(méi)有注意到你的左胳膊也沒(méi)了。”律師終于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀，“天哪，我的勞力士手表在哪兒?”
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