少兒英語簡單笑話帶翻譯
英語的笑話有時(shí)候不會讓你捧腹大笑,但也會讓你開心。下面小編今天就給大家分享一下英語的笑話給大家看看,笑一下吧
雞蛋在哪里
Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?
Student:In the cake,Sir.
雞蛋在哪里?
老師:你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎?
學(xué)生:可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。
老師:“雞蛋”在哪?
學(xué)生:在蛋糕里,先生
一定很擁擠It Must Be Crowded
A teacher is telling his students, “The moon is very large. Several millions people can live there.”
And a boy laughs and says, “It must get crowded when it’s a crescent moon.”
一定很擁擠
一位告訴學(xué)生:“月亮非常大,上面能住幾百人。”
一個(gè)男孩笑著說:“當(dāng)月亮變成月牙的時(shí)候,住在上面的人該多擁擠啊!”
我不喜歡她I Don’t Like Her
Bob goes to a new school.
One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher?” his mother asks.
“I don’t like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six, and then she says that two and four is six, too.”
我不喜歡她
鮑勃的去了所新學(xué)校。
一天, 他回到家,他媽媽問他:“你喜歡你的新老師嗎?”
“不,我不喜歡她,媽媽。因?yàn)樗日f3加3等于6,然后她又說2加4等于6.”
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