英語(yǔ)幽默的有趣小笑話
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兩只鳥(niǎo)
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
老師: 這兒有兩只鳥(niǎo),一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀嗎?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
學(xué)生:我指不出,但我知道答案。
Teacher: Please tell us.
老師:請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看。
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
學(xué)生:燕子旁邊的就是麻雀,麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
我的狗不識(shí)字
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
布朗夫人:哦, 親愛(ài)的,我把珍愛(ài)的小狗給丟了!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
史密斯夫人:可是你該在報(bào)紙上登廣告啊!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
布朗夫人:沒(méi)有用的,我的小狗不認(rèn)識(shí)字。”
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
布朗夫人:哦, 親愛(ài)的,我把珍愛(ài)的小狗給丟了!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
史密斯夫人:可是你該在報(bào)紙上登廣告啊!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
布朗夫人:沒(méi)有用的,我的小狗不認(rèn)識(shí)字。”
誰(shuí)欠誰(shuí)錢(qián)
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely." "Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today." The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. Several days later, the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer: $250 due for a consultation.
律師的狗,沒(méi)有拴而到處閑逛,它來(lái)到一家肉店,偷走了一塊 烤肉。店主來(lái)到律師的辦公室,問(wèn)道“如果一條沒(méi)栓的狗從我的商店里偷了塊肉,我有權(quán)利從狗的主人那里要回?fù)p失嗎?律師答道:“完全可以”,“那你欠我 8.50美元,你的狗沒(méi)栓而且今天從我的店里頭了塊肉”,律師什么都沒(méi)說(shuō),馬上給他寫(xiě)了一張支票。一些天后,店主打開(kāi)郵箱,發(fā)現(xiàn)一封來(lái)自律師的信,信上寫(xiě) 道:咨詢費(fèi)250美元。
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