經(jīng)典英語趣味笑話

　　在日常繁忙的生活中，也不要忘了放松自己的心情。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)斫?jīng)典英語趣味笑話，希望大家喜歡!

　　經(jīng)典英語趣味笑話：你知道我是干嘛的嗎

　　One night a hotel caught fire，and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.

　　一天晚上，一家旅館失火，住在這家旅館里的人穿著睡衣就跑了出來。

　　Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.

　　兩個人站在外面，看著大火。

　　"Before I came out," said one," I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire，the fire burn sit. So I took all the bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took them."

　　“在我出來之前，”其中一個人說，“我跑進一些房間，找到了一大筆錢。人在恐懼中是不會想到錢的。如果有人把紙幣留在火里，火就會把它燒成灰燼。所以我把我所能找到的鈔票都拿走了。沒有人會因為我拿走它們而變得更窮。”

　　"You don't know my work," said the other.

　　“你不知道我是干什么的。”另一個人說。

　　"What is your work?" “你是干什么的?”

　　"I'm a policeman."

　　“我是警察。”

　　"Oh!" cried the first man. He thought quickly and said, "And do you know my work?"

　　“噢!”第一個人喊了一聲。他靈機一動，說：“那你知道我是干什么的?”

　　"No," said the policeman.

　　“不知道。”警察說。”

　　I'm a writer. I'm always tellings to ries about things that never happened."

　　“我是個作家。我總是愛編一些從未發(fā)生過的故事。”

　　經(jīng)典英語趣味笑話：為抄近路走墓地

　　Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs。

　　萬圣節(jié)派對過后，兩男人圖個樂呵，打算抄近路穿過墓地回家。

　　Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows。

　　走到墓地中央時，他們被從迷霧中傳來的“答、答、答”聲驚嚇到了。

　　Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones。

　　正當(dāng)兩人害怕得渾身顫抖時，他們看到是個老頭拿著鐵錘和鑿子，在一塊墓石上鑿著什么。

　　"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"

　　“哇塞，先生，”其中一人喘了口氣說，“你把我們嚇得半死啊，我們還以為遇上鬼了呢!那么晚了你在這里做什么?”

　　"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"

　　“那幫白癡!”老頭抱怨道，“他們把我名字拼錯啦!”

　　經(jīng)典英語趣味笑話：真實的告解

　　A man walks into a confession booth and says,"I have sinned."

　　有一個男人走進告解室說：“我犯罪了”。

　　"What did you do?"asks the priest.

　　神父 問 ：“你做了什么?”

　　"I committed a murder."

　　“我犯了謀殺罪”

　　The priest says,"take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven."

　　神父說：“你喝一口圣杯的圣水，你就得饒恕。”

　　A man walks into the confession booth and says ,"I have sinned."

　　有一個男人走進告解室說：“我犯罪了”。

　　The priest asks him ,"what did you do?"

　　神父問他： “你做了什么?”

　　"I robbed six banks."

　　“我搶了六家銀行”

　　The priest says, "take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven."

　　神父說：“你喝一口圣杯的圣水，你就得饒恕。”

　　Another man walks into the confession booth and says ," I have sinned ."

　　另一個男人走進告解室說：“我犯罪了”。

　　" What did you do?" asks the priest,

　　神父問：“你做了什么?”

　　"I broke the holy cup."

　　“我把圣杯打破了”。