經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)趣味笑話
經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)趣味笑話
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經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)趣味笑話:你知道我是干嘛的嗎
One night a hotel caught fire,and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.
一天晚上,一家旅館失火,住在這家旅館里的人穿著睡衣就跑了出來(lái)。
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.
兩個(gè)人站在外面,看著大火。
"Before I came out," said one," I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire,the fire burn sit. So I took all the bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took them."
“在我出來(lái)之前,”其中一個(gè)人說(shuō),“我跑進(jìn)一些房間,找到了一大筆錢。人在恐懼中是不會(huì)想到錢的。如果有人把紙幣留在火里,火就會(huì)把它燒成灰燼。所以我把我所能找到的鈔票都拿走了。沒(méi)有人會(huì)因?yàn)槲夷米咚鼈兌兊酶F。”
"You don't know my work," said the other.
“你不知道我是干什么的。”另一個(gè)人說(shuō)。
"What is your work?" “你是干什么的?”
"I'm a policeman."
“我是警察。”
"Oh!" cried the first man. He thought quickly and said, "And do you know my work?"
“噢!”第一個(gè)人喊了一聲。他靈機(jī)一動(dòng),說(shuō):“那你知道我是干什么的?”
"No," said the policeman.
“不知道。”警察說(shuō)。”
I'm a writer. I'm always tellings to ries about things that never happened."
“我是個(gè)作家。我總是愛(ài)編一些從未發(fā)生過(guò)的故事。”
經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)趣味笑話:為抄近路走墓地
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs。
萬(wàn)圣節(jié)派對(duì)過(guò)后,兩男人圖個(gè)樂(lè)呵,打算抄近路穿過(guò)墓地回家。
Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows。
走到墓地中央時(shí),他們被從迷霧中傳來(lái)的“答、答、答”聲驚嚇到了。
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones。
正當(dāng)兩人害怕得渾身顫抖時(shí),他們看到是個(gè)老頭拿著鐵錘和鑿子,在一塊墓石上鑿著什么。
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
“哇塞,先生,”其中一人喘了口氣說(shuō),“你把我們嚇得半死啊,我們還以為遇上鬼了呢!那么晚了你在這里做什么?”
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
“那幫白癡!”老頭抱怨道,“他們把我名字拼錯(cuò)啦!”
經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)趣味笑話:真實(shí)的告解
A man walks into a confession booth and says,"I have sinned."
有一個(gè)男人走進(jìn)告解室說(shuō):“我犯罪了”。
"What did you do?"asks the priest.
神父 問(wèn) :“你做了什么?”
"I committed a murder."
“我犯了謀殺罪”
The priest says,"take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven."
神父說(shuō):“你喝一口圣杯的圣水,你就得饒恕。”
A man walks into the confession booth and says ,"I have sinned."
有一個(gè)男人走進(jìn)告解室說(shuō):“我犯罪了”。
The priest asks him ,"what did you do?"
神父問(wèn)他: “你做了什么?”
"I robbed six banks."
“我搶了六家銀行”
The priest says, "take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven."
神父說(shuō):“你喝一口圣杯的圣水,你就得饒恕。”
Another man walks into the confession booth and says ," I have sinned ."
另一個(gè)男人走進(jìn)告解室說(shuō):“我犯罪了”。
" What did you do?" asks the priest,
神父問(wèn):“你做了什么?”
"I broke the holy cup."
“我把圣杯打破了”。